I wrote this and read it to my 4 1/2 year old and newborn tonight as their bedtime story.
'Twas The Night Before The Superbowl
'Twas the night before The Superbowl and all through the Kingdom
The Chiefs fans were stirring, wondering what tomorrow would bring them.
The jerseys were hung in the lockers with care
In the hopes that the Lombardi trophy soon would be theirs
The team was nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads.
Mom in her jersey and I in my cap
and Andy Reid was probably eating 3 cheeseburgers as a snack
When down in Arizona there arose such a clatter
I turned on the TV to see what was the matter
The season had flown by like a flash
much like the speed of Mecole Hardman running the 40 yard dash
The stage was set all bright and a glow
It’s the Chiefs and Patrick in their 3rd Superbowl.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a giant team bus and eight players dressed in Chiefs Gear
With a little old driver with a mustache so thick.
Well I knew it was coach Reid cuz he was shaped like a brick.
Let’s take down the Eagles, coach Reid did exclaim
And he whistled and he shouted and he called them by name
"On Patrick, on Travis, on Pacheco and Butker
On Jones, on Clark, on Dunlap and JuJu smith- Schuster!
From the top of the AFC, to on top of them all
Now, Run the ball, Pass the ball, Score the ball all!"
As quickly as Eagles fan yell “Fly Eagles Fly”
The Chiefs knew they had to stop them, was Chris Jones the guy?
So down to Arizona the whole team and fans flew
with a bag full of tricks, that Eric and Andy all knew.
They used these tricks to beat teams all year
The Jags and the Bengals in times most recently near
People doubted the Chiefs in the Superbowl, not knowing if they could.
Especially Bills Fans who say “Josh Allens so good”
The Cincinnati Mayor filled his mouth with his foot
Kelce Called him a Jabroni as they gave the Bengals the boot
The Chiefs took it to the Bengals with the run and the pass
Remember its Mahomes house, Burrowhead my ass!
Gracie Hunts eyes, how they twinkle, her dimples, how merry
Her Swimsuits she wears like roses, her booty shaped like a cherry
Britney Mahomes is annoying and will probably wear a bow
Jackson Mahomes is equally annoying, leave him home in the snow
Remember the cigarette Len Dawson held loose in his teeth
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath
He did that when he won Superbowl 4
Lets get this for him and the others who passed before
Tomorrows the day that we all had to wait
The players need to be fired up right out of the gate
be aggressive and physical but play with your head
because giving up too many penalties is something to dread
After last season Coach Reid went to work.
Revamping the offensive and defensive weapons was a perk
It always helps to have big Chris Jones at the nose
Sacking the quarterbacks and striking a pose
The offensive line has the big job to protect
The quarterback Mahomes, we gotta keep him erect.
The Chiefs defense will have to come at Hurts like a missile
And play a good game until the final whistle.
We made it to the game, Kelce exclaimed, so lets not be Tardy
And remember everyone
You gotta fight for your right to Lombardi.
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