Six-Pack Abs Six Times Worse For Heart?
See, clearly us with keg-shaped abs were simply smarter. Add in the fact that it will take my body 20x longer to decompose if I'm ever murdered and hidden and it's been obvious we were always planning ahead.
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Bigger abs linked to heart disease in men
Researchers have found that men with a larger abdominal muscle area have a greater risk of heart disease.
