Situation

[Doc]

Two women want me to go line dancing. They're both hot and changing into shorts. I'm tired, have stuff to do at work tomorrow, and am still wearing steel toed boots. I also dance poorly. What do I do?

 

[KFitzy87]

Disregard females... Acquire currency

 

[MLawrence]

As my avatar would say... Suit Up! And suit down if you know what I mean :wink:

 

[Knownothing]

Fist pump brother. Just fist pump.

 

[Cy4Patriots]

You're on the friend level, go ahead.

 

[CynadoAlley]

Survey the situation. If you are not guaranteed some action within the first half hour or so, then bed time!

 

[CylentButDeadly]

Step-grapevine-step*clap*
(do same except opposite way)
Step back-gather-step back
Lean back-tap front toe
Should forward tap back toe
Drag foot-hop-clap

Change direction and repeat.

That's the Electric Slide brotha.

(feel free to mix in some extra spice)

 

[bringmagicback]

Murder both of them for line dancing in 2012? I mean seriously, I only listen to country music but unless youre 80, you should never, and I repeat never ever go line dancing in any situation.

Where in the hell do people even still do that? Thats like going disco dancing.

 

[Doc]

You're on the friend level, go ahead.

Ya, prolly friend level. We're jamming to Call Me Maybe on the way there. I'm singing. Friend zone achieved

 

[MLawrence]

I only listen to country music but unless youre 80, you should never, and I repeat never ever go line dancing in any situation.

Unless the they are hot.

 

[KFitzy87]

Ya, prolly friend level. We're jamming to Call Me Maybe on the way there. I'm singing. Friend zone achieved

Where is this exactly?

 

[zwclones51]

You get all the rep and credits in the world if you pull a 3 some. With pictures of the 2 neked.

 

[CynadoAlley]

You get all the rep and credits in the world if you pull a 3 some. With pictures of the 2 neked.

Triple Rep if square dancing is directly involved in the intercourse

 

[bringmagicback]

Unless the they are hot.

The fact that they are line dancing confirms they are not hot/thread.

 

[MLawrence]

The fact that they are line dancing confirms they are not hot/thread.

Debatable.

 

[KFitzy87]

Debatable.

You're right... It probably won't be the end of the thread...

 

[bringmagicback]

Debatable.

On what planet.

 

[isulive2train]

Punish them for putting you into friend zone by introducing them to your friendly zone later.

 

[bigredqb7]

they probably pit you as their gay friend. line dancing..ha quality

 

[Cy4Patriots]

they probably pit you as their gay friend. line dancing..ha quality

combined with call me maybe? Yup.