Situation

[CtownCyclone]

Doc, a.k.a. Pimp Master D.

First the Guatemalan pee girl, now dislocatin' shoulders. You are living the life, my friend, and I salute you.

 

[Bret44]

Doc, a.k.a. Pimp Master D.First the Guatemalan pee girl, now dislocatin' shoulders. You are living the life, my friend, and I salute you.

*Raises Friday morning beer* To Doc! The Pimpest of Masters.

 

[HOTDON]

It's always been a goal of mine to have a one night stand with a girl in a cast, then in the morning sign the cast and leave before she wakes up.

*slow clap*

Bravo, sir. May a path of Rollerblade falls and drunken mishaps lead you to your dream.

 

[NickTheGreat]

Did the mod's remove the pictures or something?

 

[ISUChippewa]

God bless CF and its many topics!

This is already in my Top 5 most entertaining CycloneFanatic.com threads and we're only on Page 3.

 

[PabloDiablo]

I'm at the hospital. And no...I have not had sex. We were having a who's stronger contest and I dislocated her shoulder.

This is a slippery slope here Doc, next thing you know they will be calling in the paramedics to help get you "unstuck" from the jacuzzi.

On another note, I agree with you playing the friend angle while drinking and dancing, things can get confusing with all those hormones and body shots flying around. Friend lines get blurred easily.

Proceed!

 

[PhillipJCY]

Go for it. Line dancing could be useful in the future at a place like Outlaws or a wedding. Nearly every wedding I've gone to I have heard "Boot Scootin' Boogey" and was the only youngish guy who could hold my own.

 

[4Cyclones]

This thread must be true, 'cause you can't make some of this stuff up.

I know docs short comings, but the missing english, steel toes, women, line dancing, and hospital are classic. Just wondering when the drinks started and how much. Man, throw in a farm animal and a midget and this story would be complete. This almost coule be Hangover 3

Kudo's to PBR in KC....great place.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

It's always been a goal of mine to have a one night stand with a girl in a cast, then in the morning sign the cast and leave before she wakes up.

5 million credits to whoever here can make this happen and provide some kind of proof....

 

[SNEDDS3]

Volleys? Right on.

Yes sir.

 

[oldman]

This thread must be true, 'cause you can't make some of this stuff up.

I know docs short comings, but the missing english, steel toes, women, line dancing, and hospital are classic. Just wondering when the drinks started and how much. Man, throw in a farm animal and a midget and this story would be complete. This almost coule be Hangover 3

Kudo's to PBR in KC....great place.

Almost reminds me of "The Perfect Country-Western Song."