Situation

[HFCS]

Debatable.

I'm guessing somewhere in America all the hot chicks really might go out on Thursday nights in their skank shorts to line dance. Just nowhere remotely near where I live.

I think this is what John Edwards was talking about with his "two Americas" political campaign. Steel toed boots, shorts, and line dancing, or clubs with snobby bottle service, it's all a pretense for the same thing.

 

[zwclones51]

Go to PBR bar in KC. The girls there line dance on tables in daisy dukes and ride the bull with no hands. Hottest girls ever there..

 

[Doc]

combined with call me maybe? Yup.

Shut up guy who's slept with <= 1.00 woman

 

[SNEDDS3]

I had sand volleyball tonight, played against this girl a couple times, see her every week, she is in my shower now and is yelling at me to get in there so...............night ladies

 

[josh4isu]

I had sand volleyball tonight, played against this girl a couple times, see her every week, she is in my shower now and is yelling at me to get in there so...............night ladies

blasphemy.

 

[Doc]

I'm at the hospital. And no...I have not had sex. We were having a who's stronger contest and I dislocated her shoulder.

 

[KneeGusto]

I'm at the hospital. And no...I have not had sex. We were having a who's stronger contest and I dislocated her shoulder.

Apparently you know some moves I never learned.

Kids these days...

 

[Cyclonepride]

Wow Doc, of all the endings to a story that I imagined, that was not one of them.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

This thread has it all. Sports, sex, violence, and square dancing. We need more details!

 

[bos]

God bless CF and its many topics!

 

[DesertClone1]

So... is this one of docs Thursday Threads?

 

[HOTDON]

Come on, what are we talkin' here? A couple of 6's? A 5 and a 7? A 5 and a 1 so when they stand close together the 5 looks like an 8?

 

[kkise]

Come on, what are we talkin' here? A couple of 6's? A 5 and a 7? A 5 and a 1 so when they stand close together the 5 looks like an 8?

The cheerleader effect?

 

[Cyclonin]

I had sand volleyball tonight, played against this girl a couple times, see her every week, she is in my shower now and is yelling at me to get in there so...............night ladies

Volleys? Right on.

 

[Trainer]

Just read this thread. We have a winner!

 

[CycloneRobert]

so what happened after the hospital!?

 

[tim_redd]

It's always been a goal of mine to have a one night stand with a girl in a cast, then in the morning sign the cast and leave before she wakes up.

 

[ca4cy]

so what happened after the hospital!?

I can't imagine how involving some painkillers could have hurt things.

 

[agrabes]

The fact that they are line dancing confirms they are not hot/thread.

Wrong. Clearly you've never been to a rodeo or country music concert, especially in the south.

Honestly, I'd much rather go to a place like Outlaws even if there are a few scuzzy rednecks vs a "club" type environment. Of course, neither would be my first choice but I absolutely hate clubs. To each his own.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

This is not the outcome I was expecting when I opened this thread.