No...I was tired, turned it off halfway through the monologue and watched something else.did you catch Kate on Weekend Update with the Ronaldo statue? Omg, I was crying.
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No...I was tired, turned it off halfway through the monologue and watched something else.did you catch Kate on Weekend Update with the Ronaldo statue? Omg, I was crying.
After all of the glycogen is consumed from the liver, my body will turn to adipose tissue. For the past 24 hours, my body has been doing some spring cleaning. And I feel good doing it.
My sister's kids go to some hotsy totsy "Chicago" school.
That is awesome. It actually sounds pretty good that way.I'm just going to put this out here
My wife used to work banquets at a golf club. She once dumped green beans on a governor's shoes and spilled a beer on former Vikings QB Tommy Kramer.Went to prom three times. Sophomore year was picked to be a prom server by the junior class. Big honor, dumped a dinner plate on a history teacher.![]()
If I remember correctly Tommy was probably more upset over the wasted beer.My wife used to work banquets at a golf club. She once dumped green beans on a governor's shoes and spilled a beer on former Vikings QB Tommy Kramer.
It's well done, it's just so bizarreThat is awesome. It actually sounds pretty good that way.
Evidently, he was very nice about it. She did say that he more than likely wouldn't remember it the next day.If I remember correctly Tommy was probably more upset over the wasted beer.
The 5th grade girl went on a girls in science field trip on Saturday. One of the units was on forensic science. Afterwards, she had 2 friends that went come over. At one point they came in the house and asked, "Can we get an old blanket to cover up the dead body in our yard?"
Our next door neighbor was on the Kansas side of KC for a soccer tourney this weekend. Just thought you'd like to know.
Our next door neighbor was on the Kansas side of KC for a soccer tourney this weekend. Just thought you'd like to know.
I'll be sure to let them know that you're not happy. They also texted me that it wasn't very exciting to drive through Iowa and that I should jazz up the home state a bit. I gave them the standard response that it's about the kind and beautiful people and it's better than Nebraska.Tell them thanks a lot. That tournament push my daughter's league game to the crappy grass fields in Olathe. Their groundskeeper is Mother Nature.
That soccer complex is pretty impressive. Most of our games are there. They are building another large field turf complex on the Missouri side. There is a ridiculous amount of money in youth soccer down here.
The life of a high-priced escort.6 voice mails from the weekend, five new calls, about a dozen emails and three in-person visits. And it's not even 9.00am yet.
Oh, sugar, if that's true....they are NOT getting their money's worth!The life of a high-priced escort.
It was a crazy night. I didn't even go into the dance lol. I got pretty lucky I got have easily gotten arrested, unfortunately one of my friends wasn't so lucky.@Desiigner - How was prom?