Public Bathroom Etiquette

[cstrunk]

I stay as quiet as I can and hope they go away so I can finish reading. ALWAYS take reading material into the bathroom, no matter where it is.

... You mean your phone, right?

 

[Bipolarcy]

... You mean your phone, right?

Phhht, no. A Kindle. I take a Kindle into the bathroom. I always took my Kindle to work to read on supper breaks. It was rare when I had to drop a deuce at work, but when I did, I always discreetly took the Kindle with me. Before Kindles came around, I always took a book to work.

 

[Pope]

The answer is any respectful person would hold the deuce in until they get home from work.

 

[Walter]

I walk in, whip it out start pissing and sing "looking for love in all the wrong places"! Most laugh some stare and wonder whats wrong with me. Truthfully it's entertaining for me so that's what I care about.

 

[Jeremy]

Ok, found a new oddity worse than somebody taking a **** and not washing their hands.

I was in a stall and somebody used the urinal and then went and dried their hands without washing. Ok, that’s just admitting you splashed and dashed. Not cool.

 

[JM4CY]

Ok, found a new oddity worse than somebody taking a **** and not washing their hands.

I was in a stall and somebody used the urinal and then went and dried their hands without washing. Ok, that’s just admitting you splashed and dashed. Not cool.

I don't understand why you would want your hands smelling like piss at work.

 

[VeloClone]

I don't understand why you would want your hands smelling like piss at work.

Or even just swamp ass. Especially on hot days the groin area isn't exactly the freshest place so even if you don't get some splash on yourself why wouldn't you want to make sure your hands are fresh?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Ok, found a new oddity worse than somebody taking a **** and not washing their hands.

I was in a stall and somebody used the urinal and then went and dried their hands without washing. Ok, that’s just admitting you splashed and dashed. Not cool.

That sounds like someone that wants to make you think they washed their hands in case you saw their shoes under the stall. It's kinda like when you tell your kid to brush their teeth so they go into the bathroom, run water over their toothbrush to get it wet and then comeback out, taking a grand total of 5 seconds.

Some people are not destined to be effective criminals.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I don't understand why you would want your hands smelling like piss at work.

 

[VeloClone]

I don't understand why you would want your hands smelling like piss at work.

Maybe it is something like this:

 

[ScottyP]

Ok, found a new oddity worse than somebody taking a **** and not washing their hands.

I was in a stall and somebody used the urinal and then went and dried their hands without washing. Ok, that’s just admitting you splashed and dashed. Not cool.

why go through the effort of drying if you never washed them. Other way around, I can see (especially if no paper towels present).

 

[stewart092284]

For the sake of this poll, let's assume that you're in an office and share the bathroom with around 15 people. You're dropping a deuce and someone walks into the bathroom to use the urinal.

I have no problem walking out - I just don't want the person in the stall speaking to me or the person at the urinal speaking to me

 

[BCClone]

Ok, found a new oddity worse than somebody taking a **** and not washing their hands.

I was in a stall and somebody used the urinal and then went and dried their hands without washing. Ok, that’s just admitting you splashed and dashed. Not cool.

Maybe the washed with urinal water.

 

[VeloClone]

I have no problem walking out - I just don't want the person in the stall speaking to me or the person at the urinal speaking to me

In those situations I like to drop a friendly, "I hope everything came out okay."