Pro tip for you amateur tailgaiters out there. If you have to brown at tailgating, do it early. There have been many a times where I criscened the porta potty at 5 AM. Always a good sign when the toilet paper is still wrapped up.
Public Bathroom Etiquette
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Depends on which way the paper is facing. If it’s over, you’re golden. If it’s under, you might as well hold it because that **** is useless.
Or do it early because those things were overflowing the past couple years. How about we fork over some dough for a few more Jims John's instead of putting sprinklers for the bentgrass in the RV lots?
Was very confused for a second and was thinking it was one of those single occupancy bathrooms where there is both a urinal and a toilet in the same room but no separate stall. That just makes things awkward.
That said, get in, take care of business, wash your hands, and get out. Oh and if you're in the only stall don't spend 20 minutes on your phone.
That said, get in, take care of business, wash your hands, and get out. Oh and if you're in the only stall don't spend 20 minutes on your phone.
Maybe my oxygen level is low after my bike ride but literally LOL at some of these.
I ain't hanging out it the bathroom any longer than needed. Could care less if other people are in the bathroom. Take care of my business, wash my hands and gone.
The only ettiquette is choosing a stall/urinal based on who's already there.
The only ettiquette is choosing a stall/urinal based on who's already there.
I’ll never forget 4 years ago, saw friend from HS and her boyfriend there (now married) walk downstairs.
Guy in my group was plastered and went down shortly after.
2 minutes later, couple comes up. Didn’t think much of it.
5 minutes later, friend comes up saying he walked in on some couple banging in the bathroom but he had to **** so bad he went to do his business and they stopped and left
Darn straight. I go right next to the other person. Give room for the others.
I have zero issue coming out after taking a **** UNLESS I have some uncontrollable farts and splash downs. In those instances, I usually sit in the stall for about 4-5 hours just to ensure the coast is clear.
The one etiquette thing that drives me nuts are the people who are on their phone while they are in the bathroom. Sometimes even sounds like they are in a meeting and not just chatting with a friend. You don't think the flushing and other noises going on are picked up by your phone? Nothing more than I want sometime is to have some explosive gas while the guy in the stall next to me.is taking to someone.
Is pooping at the office the GenX/Millennial version of old dudes walking around the gym locker room naked?
I just like to get paid to do nothing.