Posts you hate on Facebook.

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Surprised no one has mentioned workout updates because everyone needs an update on how your P90X is going or how you walked a 5K this weekend. Unfortunately no one posts how crappy their time was or competes with them on their workout routine so they keep posting about it. It has been mentioned before but political ads. Yuck. Thanks for the tip for changing the settings. A few of my "friends" have been dangerously close to unfriending for the amount of yuck that most likely is autoposting since they liked a few political groups.
 
Like someone posted earlier, I hate vague, comment-seeking posts.
A couple from mine today
"sigh" (followed by a bunch of comments asking if everything's OK and she never replied
or
"looking to make a change"

Also, the endless posts of "my life sucks" that a lot of females (sorry to stereotype) seem to fill the feed with.

I don't think I have ever responded to these types of statuses, but more often than not they get about 10 responses from their female friends asking "whats wrong". Usually it's not even a big issue, I don't really understand these types of posts other than attention seeking. But it does seem to get the job done, as everyone seems to "care".
 
Good point.

I'm annoyed at nearly any instagram post. Since it seems like so many of people's pictures today are snapped with a phone and then uploaded to FB, and so many of those are corrupted by instagram, I wonder if in a couple decades my generation will be mad that they don't have any decent pictures since all of theirs have some crappy filter on them. Also, using a canned filter doesn't make someone a good photographer, but some apparently think it does. I realize that instagram probably isn't as prevalent as this, but it sure seems like it at times.

I agree...I guess I don't get instagram. I know, trendy looking photos that make you feel like it's 1983. I know for some scenic shots, the things instagram does is kind cool, but a photo of a glass of beer?

I have friends who actually are good photographers and i love hearing there thoughts on this stuff. :)
 
Surprised no one has mentioned workout updates because everyone needs an update on how your P90X is going or how you walked a 5K this weekend. Unfortunately no one posts how crappy their time was or competes with them on their workout routine so they keep posting about it. It has been mentioned before but political ads. Yuck. Thanks for the tip for changing the settings. A few of my "friends" have been dangerously close to unfriending for the amount of yuck that most likely is autoposting since they liked a few political groups.

I have a friend that does the "just got done running" thing all the time, and yes it is annoying.
 
I hate On Saturday/Sunday mornings when I go on Facebook and see the 'had way too much fun last night, paying for it today' posts. We get it, you drink, awesome. I'm hungover too but I didn't make a status about it as soon as I woke up.
 
You guys hit on most of mine.

I'll throw out when people post pics of their food.

And when people post that "little Johny broke his finger today:("

The problem I have with it is the reponses: "thoughts and prayers"

??? Really thoughts and prayers? Your gonna pray for little Johny's finger?

T&P's!!!
 
I hate On Saturday/Sunday mornings when I go on Facebook and see the 'had way too much fun last night, paying for it today' posts. We get it, you drink, awesome. I'm hungover too but I didn't make a status about it as soon as I woke up.

Yep had one of those on sunday:
It's been a long time since i watched the sun come up, and pass out at 6:15 in the morning. That was pretty intense haha.
 
Ok so hows this for a combo. I used to have a baptist preacher, an athiest green party member and a producer for a right wing talk radio show as friends. I think all three of them take their political/religous views way to serious. So after facebook started showing your friends stuff you like I there I would like the most left/right wing things they would post just to get them riled up. Now that was a good use of my time on facebook.
 
I have a friend that does the "just got done running" thing all the time, and yes it is annoying.

Is there like a counter application to that for those of us who are fat and lazy? I want to spam people with "I just drank 6 beers in 36 minutes".... see how they like it.
 
Ok so hows this for a combo. I used to have a baptist preacher, an athiest green party member and a producer for a right wing talk radio show as friends. I think all three of them take their political/religous views way to serious. So after facebook started showing your friends stuff you like I there I would like the most left/right wing things they would post just to get them riled up. Now that was a good use of my time on facebook.

Trolling Facebook is hilarious.
 
I hate the FML acronym.

Oh really, you locked your keys in your car?

Wow, at least bullets aren't whizzing by your head in Iraq fighting for your country. That would be a real reason to post that acronym.

Agree with this one. Its never anything like "Just found out I have cancer, FML" or "My wife died, FML" its always some mundane or minor inconvenience that everyone has had to deal with.

I hate when (usually girls) post song lyrics that are a very clear passive aggressive message to some dbag they are all worried about.

I hate when people post pictures of their dash board outside temp reading when its really hot or really cold.

I hate that every girl I know posts a picture of every meal she's ever eaten at a restaurant and about half the drinks she's ever had at a bar.

I hate when everyone runs every picture through Instagram. Your ugly feet in sandals look no better run with a bunch of filters over them.

Maybe its more of a Des Moines area thing but every girl, no matter how average looking, feels she is a model. Part of this is because there seems to be an abundance of creepy photog guys out there who will encourage this and offer free "Modeling Photography Shoots" to them only because they are really just trying to sleep with them. And then the girls have a bunch of creepy guys (also trying to sleep with them) continuing the pattern by telling them how amazing and gorgeous they look in the comments.

I am Facebook friends with a girl who I barely know (my friend hooked up with her in Vegas) who is becoming a philosophy major so she is constantly making up her own "deep" or "uplifting" philosophical quotes that she posts. Had to unattach her from my news feed.

I also hate the couples who are just constantly writing sappy things on each others walls and telling everyone how great their boyfriend/girlfriend is. Its the FaceBook equivalent of making out in public.
 
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Trolling Facebook is hilarious.

Yeah but it gets you in trouble with your real friends, even when the right person ends up unfriending you over it.

Also to add to the hate collection: "The Draconian Obama Recovery continues..." and other suchlike.
 
If the chick is an 8+, feel free to post as many slutty pictures as you want. No complaints here as long as the old lady isn't walking by the computer when I cycle through the album.

The problem is when the 1s and 2s do this. Puke.
 
I have a girl that posts a new self pic taken in the mirrior every single day. Now she is dating a new guy that she takes a mirrior pic with every single day.

Also, I know a guy who his ex wife (hes 25 or so) constantly complains about him not taking care of his kids. A few weeks ago, he was tagged in a pic from another girl with an ultra sound of her new unborn baby lol.

Also, last week a friend was tagged in a pic of him and another girl (she was naked except for a thong). His g/f was also tagged, it seems the account it was sent from was brand new and had no other posts. Apparently someone hates him lol.
 
If the chick is an 8+, feel free to post as many slutty pictures as you want. No complaints here as long as the old lady isn't walking by the computer when I cycle through the album.

The problem is when the 1s and 2s do this. Puke.

I am friends with an actual model and she does have some very provocative photos, so much so that I don't think I can post them here haha.
 
I am friends with an actual model and she does have some very provocative photos, so much so that I don't think I can post them here haha.

A friend of mine's name autofills on Google with her first name and last initial as the second result. I won't ever get sick of her posting pictures. How I miss reffing that team's intramural/club basketball games.
 
When a daycare provider is constantly posting and it has nothing to do with the kids. Please spend less time on facebook and more time watching after the kids.
 
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