I hate the FML acronym.
Oh really, you locked your keys in your car?
Wow, at least bullets aren't whizzing by your head in Iraq fighting for your country. That would be a real reason to post that acronym.
Agree with this one. Its never anything like "Just found out I have cancer, FML" or "My wife died, FML" its always some mundane or minor inconvenience that everyone has had to deal with.
I hate when (usually girls) post song lyrics that are a very clear passive aggressive message to some dbag they are all worried about.
I hate when people post pictures of their dash board outside temp reading when its really hot or really cold.
I hate that every girl I know posts a picture of every meal she's ever eaten at a restaurant and about half the drinks she's ever had at a bar.
I hate when everyone runs every picture through Instagram. Your ugly feet in sandals look no better run with a bunch of filters over them.
Maybe its more of a Des Moines area thing but every girl, no matter how average looking, feels she is a model. Part of this is because there seems to be an abundance of creepy photog guys out there who will encourage this and offer free "Modeling Photography Shoots" to them only because they are really just trying to sleep with them. And then the girls have a bunch of creepy guys (also trying to sleep with them) continuing the pattern by telling them how amazing and gorgeous they look in the comments.
I am Facebook friends with a girl who I barely know (my friend hooked up with her in Vegas) who is becoming a philosophy major so she is constantly making up her own "deep" or "uplifting" philosophical quotes that she posts. Had to unattach her from my news feed.
I also hate the couples who are just constantly writing sappy things on each others walls and telling everyone how great their boyfriend/girlfriend is. Its the FaceBook equivalent of making out in public.