Posts you hate on Facebook.

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I have nothing against Facebook, just the stupid people on Facebook.
CyBer, I got something for ya.

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I cancelled my facebook account the day of the IPO. And the stock tanked...

Coincidence?
 
I too am tired of all the political posts and what not.. KONY 2012..Please, you will forget all about that in 1 month and have done nothing to support it other than posting that as your status.

I even created a group on FB about not using FB to push your own personal agenda. This was my group description.

"I am sick and tired of people trying to push their personal agenda through Facebook groups and posts. Lets face it, posting that you agree with or disagree with something and joining a group about it does nothing but cloud my homepage with your garbage, and I am tired of hiding all your posts. Posting that crap is about as effective as chain mail and no one cares. Besides, the groups wall gets trolled in a matter of minutes and ruins the group anyway. You don't change any ones mind, only reaffirm their beliefs.

The only reason people have Facebook is to stay in touch with 10% of their friends, and see if the other 90% get fat. Go join something that can actual make a difference in life, like a water aerobics class.

Pass the word and I am sure we can change the world for the better."


I then added most of my firends to it and tried to get them to spread my agenda... I get bored easily.

I also dont get the all the baby status updates... especially when it has to do with cervix diameter, or the baby sucking on your ****. I don't want to know how gaping your vagina is, or that you're excited the baby finally latched on and you no longer have to pump... Save that news for the one or two people close to the situation.
 

This is the best one, I hate people who do this:


New phone number
Helpful: letting everyone know you can't be reached by phone because you dropped it in a toilet or it fell off a cliff or whatever. Cool, we'll know to hit you via email instead. Not helpful: asking that everyone send you their phone numbers because you lost your phone and can't be bothered to actually ask us personally. Losing your phone is actually a great excuse to rebuild your phone book with people you truly care about! If you can't remember who to ask, odds are you don't need to be calling or texting those people anymore
 
This is the best one, I hate people who do this:


New phone number
Helpful: letting everyone know you can't be reached by phone because you dropped it in a toilet or it fell off a cliff or whatever. Cool, we'll know to hit you via email instead. Not helpful: asking that everyone send you their phone numbers because you lost your phone and can't be bothered to actually ask us personally. Losing your phone is actually a great excuse to rebuild your phone book with people you truly care about! If you can't remember who to ask, odds are you don't need to be calling or texting those people anymore

I do this about once or twice a year. Its a good way to get girls phone numbers. If they take the time to send it to you they prob want you to use it.

I always get the four or five posts from ex g/fs that say good now you can stop calling me at 3am.
 
"I wish I could find a guy who cared instead of using me for a piece of *****."

Good luck, your whole friends lists now thinks you're a ....

I actually saw a nice picture caption to respond to that comment. It was like, "You want to know where all the good guys are? They are in the friend zone where you left them." I have wanted to post that so many times when one of those shallow girls post something like that. Yeah, stupid girl, the guy known for sleeping around used you, get over it. But I'm not jaded or anything.
 
I hate "Vaguebookers," fishing for replies.

"Having the worst day ever," or "That was a nightmare," or "I need a good cry."

Hey, if you have something to say, come out and say it.

This is my biggest pet peeve. I have blocked family members for this crap.
 
Surprised no one has mentioned workout updates because everyone needs an update on how your P90X is going or how you walked a 5K this weekend. Unfortunately no one posts how crappy their time was or competes with them on their workout routine so they keep posting about it. It has been mentioned before but political ads. Yuck. Thanks for the tip for changing the settings. A few of my "friends" have been dangerously close to unfriending for the amount of yuck that most likely is autoposting since they liked a few political groups.

This is another good one. Blocked a pretty good friend a few months ago because all she talked about was cross fit, running marathons and paleo diet. Couldn't take it anymore.
 
My favorite status update I've ever read from some awesome dude from my high school (paraphrasing):

"This country is so messed up! How come Casey Anthony can kill her child and get away with it, but I get threatened with jail time for being late on child support?"

This guy is great Facebook comedy. Neverending motivational posts filled with terrible spelling. My favorite: everybody = ever buddy
 
Posts about ordinary illness and injury that have befallen the person or someone in their family. Mark Zuckerberg didn't steal facebook so you could share with us that your kid took a green poop or that you stubbed your pinkie toe on the credenza.
 
people who post "like if you remember ____!" or "like to feed this girl!" or the "like if you like God! Ignore if you like the devil!"
 
people who post "like if you remember ____!" or "like to feed this girl!" or the "like if you like God! Ignore if you like the devil!"

I saw someone post this video today:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28KobNbbl2s[/ame]

"fav song of all time"

I have sense deleted my Facebook.
 
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but I hate when people have stupid conversations with inanimate objects. "Jeez Monday, you and I are NOT on good terms right now!". Seems really dumb to me.

+1 for the hatred of vaguebooking as well.
 
After reading most of the thread I can tell no one here would like me as I've violated several of the especially the worst day ever stuff. It feels good to vent that way and that's better than taking my anger and frustrations on someone or something else.
 
After reading most of the thread I can tell no one here would like me as I've violated several of the especially the worst day ever stuff. It feels good to vent that way and that's better than taking my anger and frustrations on someone or something else.

Bring back negative rep.
 

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