***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

She slapped me, but then just chuckled and took it like a real sport. She thought it was funny.

Honestly, if I had been in the market, I'm guessing we could have got her to come out and drink with us that night. Who knows what would have happened, but the way that night ended, with all of us getting booted from the Dixie Chicken after my buddy ****** on the bar, she probably wouldn't have been all that impressed.

Damn! Did he **** or ****?
 
At work, whenever I need to grab something from the printer and accidently also grab someone elses prints, I typically throw them away instead of putting them back on the printer... Sorry trees. It's nothing against you, it's more the fact the printer is inconvient to me.
 
There's a guy at work that I really want to tell to go see a doctor. I know it's him in the bathroom because he's actually working at it, grunting and it smells like a skunk crawled up his *** and died.
 
Please let us know what form of language you used to connect? Hand signs, clicks, etc...
It's a very delicate process, but anything trailer speak communicates pretty well; just make it as simplified as possible (ex. "me tarzan, you jane" simplified).

You could also throw in some key words like "Tom Osborne" or "Git-R-Done Beer" and maybe see a light bulb go off.

For you SoundOFF followers, Cooter Ray is pretty much the norm around here.
 
This morning my girlfriend of almost 2 years (we've been sexually active since before we became ***Official***) told me she wanted to stop having sex "for a while" because she worries all the time about getting pregnant. I'm rethinking my commitment to her.
 
This morning my girlfriend of almost 2 years (we've been sexually active since before we became ***Official***) told me she wanted to stop having sex "for a while" because she worries all the time about getting pregnant. I'm rethinking my commitment to her.



oh-oh.

some other vendor is supplying the snacks.
 
Bad news. Your girlfriend doesn't want to stop having sex, she wants to stop having sex with you.

Yeah I knew I was gonna hear plenty of that. Thing is, I am about 300% sure that is not the case. I've never seen anyone worry about anything as much as her...and she freaks out about pregnancy. She's on birth control, she makes me always wear a condom, and she takes at least 3 pregnancy tests a month. True story.
 

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