***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
- Thread starter Cyclonin
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I just accepted a new job within my company. The only thing that I'm going to miss is the girl sitting next to me.
At work, whenever I need to grab something from the printer and accidently also grab someone elses prints, I typically throw them away instead of putting them back on the printer... Sorry trees. It's nothing against you, it's more the fact the printer is inconvient to me.
Please let us know what form of language you used to connect? Hand signs, clicks, etc...
There's a guy at work that I really want to tell to go see a doctor. I know it's him in the bathroom because he's actually working at it, grunting and it smells like a skunk crawled up his *** and died.
It's a very delicate process, but anything trailer speak communicates pretty well; just make it as simplified as possible (ex. "me tarzan, you jane" simplified).
You could also throw in some key words like "Tom Osborne" or "Git-R-Done Beer" and maybe see a light bulb go off.
For you SoundOFF followers, Cooter Ray is pretty much the norm around here.
For a Canadian you sure like to harm people quite a bit. You should probably switch sides and become a Squawk fan
My sister, who is a Mizzou alum, married a K-Snake alum. Neither is allowed to enter our house for Christmas.
This morning my girlfriend of almost 2 years (we've been sexually active since before we became ***Official***) told me she wanted to stop having sex "for a while" because she worries all the time about getting pregnant. I'm rethinking my commitment to her.
Bad news. Your girlfriend doesn't want to stop having sex, she wants to stop having sex with you.
Yeah I knew I was gonna hear plenty of that. Thing is, I am about 300% sure that is not the case. I've never seen anyone worry about anything as much as her...and she freaks out about pregnancy. She's on birth control, she makes me always wear a condom, and she takes at least 3 pregnancy tests a month. True story.