Been there before and doesn't want to go through it again?
Thats rough my man, god speed.
***Official Friday Confessions Thread***
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Been there before and doesn't want to go through it again?
Thats rough my man, god speed.
After reading through this thread, I had to go pinch a loaf here at work. Nothing funny happened.
Nope, she is finishing up grad school before she has to do 2 internships and also working 2 jobs...very little help from her parents. I'm not sure what is going on in her head sometimes(most of the time) but I'm just letting her get through this last semester and trying not to get in the way.
Do you think it just a coincidence that beer comes in an 18-pack? Should have been half gone by the turn.
This one is more of a confession that my friend should be making.
Last night he got trashed and crashed at my apartment. I woke up and found out that the ******* **** down the side of the toilet and onto the floor.
He also left the hot water faucet on in the kitchen and the hot water heater quit working so neither of us could take a shower.
I might not let him stay ever again.
Last night he got trashed and crashed at my apartment. I woke up and found out that the ******* **** down the side of the toilet and onto the floor.
He also left the hot water faucet on in the kitchen and the hot water heater quit working so neither of us could take a shower.
I might not let him stay ever again.
You do realize that their kids have a 90% chance of looking like Willie the Weasel and/or have twelve toes?
Stay inbred my friend.
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CyBer
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I hope I'm not the only one who got this.
+100000 for subtlety.
I laughed hard.
Sometimes I have to have a Come to Jesus talk with a student employee when they have disciplinary issues with the university or police. I try to share with them reassuring personal experience by telling them I've been in trouble with the law, too, and that it's important to use this as a learning experience, refocus, and move on.
I don't elaborate that my experience was being followed home by a cop when I threw pebbles at his police cruiser when I was six, upset that I couldn't hang out with friends across the street because I had chicken pox. That's the kind of rep you can only earn on the streets.
I don't elaborate that my experience was being followed home by a cop when I threw pebbles at his police cruiser when I was six, upset that I couldn't hang out with friends across the street because I had chicken pox. That's the kind of rep you can only earn on the streets.
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I used to smoke a bunch of marijuana, but now all I do is drink. Should be the other way around because the other is healthier.
I think of things all week long to put in the Friday Confessions thread. Friday comes and I can't remember them. Must be all the weed I smoked back in the day.
Wait - wrong thread...
Wait - wrong thread...
I shed a tear this week when my wife presented some Templeton Rye to me as my birthday gift. It was glorious.
When I lived in Cyclone, I had a girl interest who was alright, but she was kind of annoying. You know how there's a sliding scale for how much you can put up with based on how hot they are? Well, she was too much to put up with and I was working on something else. So she thought we were going to go out together on the weekend and when she was ready (It must have been a Friday because I was drinking all afternoon and she didn't come early) she asked where we were. For the whole night I kept telling here we were where we weren't. The weird thing was, it would take her forever to figure out that we weren't at each individual place. I could have just told here I didn't want to see her but I'm not an *******. The final exchange of the night was something like this:
Her: Everythings gonna close, where you at now? Headed home?
Me: Grabbing Jimmy Johns then gonna pass out. Drank too much.
Her: Ok, well let me know what you are doing tomorrow night, maybe we can hang out.
Me: OK, that will probably work.
I saw her at Jeffs Pizza 5 mins later. After a whole night of following every direction, she didn't believe that we just changed our minds on where to get food and she figured me out. Problem solved.
Her: Everythings gonna close, where you at now? Headed home?
Me: Grabbing Jimmy Johns then gonna pass out. Drank too much.
Her: Ok, well let me know what you are doing tomorrow night, maybe we can hang out.
Me: OK, that will probably work.
I saw her at Jeffs Pizza 5 mins later. After a whole night of following every direction, she didn't believe that we just changed our minds on where to get food and she figured me out. Problem solved.
