Friday Confessions
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I do the same thing just with my iPad. Posted many a thoughts to CF while on the pot. After that Casey's pizza I just had, you will be hearing from my in about an hour.
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This just blew my mind. I usually powder when biking and sometimes I gone overboard which isn't good.
Also, do you use the gold or green bottles? If you haven't used green I would give it a try.
it's all good though, I get some autographs out of it.
Would have went but am busy with my day job of running mafia.
Can you get me an autograph too?
Anyone that calls into Casey's for a pizza after 930 is an absolute ****. I always got so mad about that when I was working there. It ended up adding my clean up being off from the store closing.
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Just messing with you all.
The friend is a very close friend to the family. She is going through a tough time so just getting her out of the house to hopefully get her mind off of stuff. Plan is for sushi, watch the sisters play and home alone early enough to call the family.
Tonight is working on the honey do-list, watching the Wings win and keeping the dog entertained.
It is no big deal at all, but it is a very good chance to milk a lot of sympathy out of your wife.
Sitting in my room in the dark, because I was too lazy to turn the light on after it got dark outside and I lost all natural light, and a spider about 1" long wandered right across the middle of my white screen.
Might have tinkled a little.
Might have tinkled a little.
One last confession. Family wanted to go to Carlos OKelley's for supper. Felt stomach rolling before we left, but not too bad. Went to Wal-Mart, and all was good. Went to leave Wal-Mart and thought I should use the rest room before going home. Pressure is starting to build. Get to the restroom and one stall is taken, one is open. Thank goodness the seat looks clean. Sit down and the pressure releases with the sound of 20 cannons. Big splash, toxic smell. Feel bad for the guy in the stall next to me. It then sounds like I'm peeing, but really it liquid butt juice with a few chunks mixed in between. The smell gets worse. The guy next to me leaves in a hurry and doesn't even wash his hands. Wipe my butt, and see the back of the seat is covered in toxic juice. I feel bad for the person that has to clean it, but very glad I didn't do it at home.
Carlos O'Kelley's does this to me (but not this bad) 75-80% of the time, but I keep going back. One time after I was first married we ate at one in Des Moines. I had to use the restroom at the restaurant. I was in there for so long the waitress asked my wife if I left her there.
Carlos O'Kelley's does this to me (but not this bad) 75-80% of the time, but I keep going back. One time after I was first married we ate at one in Des Moines. I had to use the restroom at the restaurant. I was in there for so long the waitress asked my wife if I left her there.
I ran large public event where a lady dropped her phone in the blue water of the porta crapper. She wanted it back so we got the porta potty guy with the big rubber glove to dig it out for her. I would have cut my losses, but she took it right out of his hand.
