I'd get an out-of-town hotel room, and not leave it. Too many camera-phones these days. Just remember, wifey gets half, and the kids get more.
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I'd get an out-of-town hotel room, and not leave it. Too many camera-phones these days. Just remember, wifey gets half, and the kids get more.
I'm wondering what would drive someone to post this on a public message board.
If he's just joking, or there's more to the story, then its kind of funny.
If he's braggin to a bunch of strangers on the internet that he's cheating on his wife, then I simply don't get it. I don't like to judge, but it's hard to respect that kind of brazen infidelity. Then there's the stupidity of posting it in public like that, even if its anonymous.
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Sorry, this post was was made on my ipad while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Thankful I am not the only one on here who agrees. If it is so important on here to be Cyclone faithful, let's uphold being spouse faithful.
Hopefully the sister/technicality guesses are right.
Here's my final input of the day: Up until recently, I was just a standard powderer, as I'm sure most of you are (Gold Bond on the man parts). I was conversing with another male when this topic came up and he was stunned that I powdered only using standard, prehistoric in his words, methods of applying the powder. Taken back, I inquired on other methods of powdering. I guess what it boils down to is this: Is anyone else here a Pendulum Powderer?
Allow my to explain, as I was confused at first. When powdering with the standard method, whether that be the cupped hand or just the "Pour Some Sugar On Me" method, lots of powder is wasted and it is easily over applied. With the Pendulum Powdering method (thats copyrighted), one simply pours the contents of their choice powder into a gym sock, preferably older or more porous, and then ties a knot up at the top. The powder is then applied in a pendulum motion. This method allows for the user to have more control over the application area as well as how much they wish to apply. Gentlemen, I would be lying if I said it didn't change my life. Have a try for yourself.
Allow my to explain, as I was confused at first. When powdering with the standard method, whether that be the cupped hand or just the "Pour Some Sugar On Me" method, lots of powder is wasted and it is easily over applied. With the Pendulum Powdering method (thats copyrighted), one simply pours the contents of their choice powder into a gym sock, preferably older or more porous, and then ties a knot up at the top. The powder is then applied in a pendulum motion. This method allows for the user to have more control over the application area as well as how much they wish to apply. Gentlemen, I would be lying if I said it didn't change my life. Have a try for yourself.
I just opened my first beer for the weekend and it tastes great.
For the homebrewers:
Deep Dark Wheat - Wheat Beers - Beer Recipe Kits - Brewing Ingredients
For the homebrewers:
Deep Dark Wheat - Wheat Beers - Beer Recipe Kits - Brewing Ingredients
That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale & a dolphin gettin it on..
In all seriousness, though, I have never put any powder on my balls..