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VTXCyRyD said:
One last confession. Family wanted to go to Carlos OKelley's for supper. Felt stomach rolling before we left, but not too bad. Went to Wal-Mart, and all was good. Went to leave Wal-Mart and thought I should use the rest room before going home. Pressure is starting to build. Get to the restroom and one stall is taken, one is open. Thank goodness the seat looks clean. Sit down and the pressure releases with the sound of 20 cannons. Big splash, toxic smell. Feel bad for the guy in the stall next to me. It then sounds like I'm peeing, but really it liquid butt juice with a few chunks mixed in between. The smell gets worse. The guy next to me leaves in a hurry and doesn't even wash his hands. Wipe my butt, and see the back of the seat is covered in toxic juice. I feel bad for the person that has to clean it, but very glad I didn't do it at home.

Carlos O'Kelley's does this to me (but not this bad) 75-80% of the time, but I keep going back. One time after I was first married we ate at one in Des Moines. I had to use the restroom at the restaurant. I was in there for so long the waitress asked my wife if I left her there.
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Lol I laughed the entire way through this one. I feel for ya.
 
ISUcy08 said:
Getting my wife a little tipsy while watching a movie. She is almost to the optimum level.
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Take a pee, hit the mouthwash, and go for the foot massage on the last two minutes of the movie. Then shut off the tv and seal the deal.
 
cloneswereall said:
Anyone that calls into Casey's for a pizza after 930 is an absolute ****. I always got so mad about that when I was working there. It ended up adding my clean up being off from the store closing.
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Sorry, bud. Casey's pizza after 9:30 was the best option for some of us back in small town Iowa.
 
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Doc said:
cloneswereall said:
Anyone that calls into Casey's for a pizza after 930 is an absolute ****. I always got so mad about that when I was working there. It ended up adding my clean up being off from the store closing.
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Sorry, bud. Casey's pizza after 9:30 was the best option for some of us back in small town Iowa.
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No kidding, at least we didn't pee on you. Or did we?
 
I would take Casey's pizza over ANY other pizza place.... Besides Pagliai's in Grinnell.
 
I laughed at this joke today:

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
 
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If I could, rep to this whole damn thread.

Phone crapper addition: A gal where I work dropped it, somehow flushed it. Whole day ordeal getting it out. They hadda pull the shatter and everything.
 
optimuslott said:
Nah...him and I shared a special moment soap/water can't erase.



That is what's up! I hear you on that one. I don't know how many different combinations of there, their, and they're I've seen wrong when grading students.
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I used to work with a lady that considered herself the grammar police. She once said in a team meeting that she heard us using the various versions of "there" incorrectly. I should have let it slide because no one took her seriously, but I said her hearing must be phenomenal to be able to hear an apostrophe (they're).

Our relationship cooled after that.
 
It is now Saturday, can't do friday confessions on saturday. Need to wait 6 more days, or do a saturday confessions.
 
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