Friday Confessions

[MaccloNe]

My wife and kids are out of town and i am staying home.

 

[baller1]

FRIENDS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. PROBABLY GONNA GET **** DRUNK ON A 30 OF ROLLING ROCK. HOPEFULLY PICK UP A BLACK CHICK. TTYL

RICKY

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

^^^^

WTF just happened here??!

 

[baller1]

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WTF just happened here??!

I CONFESSED MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT/WEEKEND. TTYL

RICKY

 

[urb1]

I took the day off and resolved to spend the afternoon working on my wife's business books so we can get taxes done. I've spent most of the afternoon on this site.

 

[CloneFan03]

I am going to drink a Four Loko by myself tonight

 

[Schfinkter]

I am going to drink a Four Loko by myself tonight

I alreadddy drunked ah f4ord Lokoe tOdae, pank you'd vary muche..

 

[VTXCyRyD]

Here's my final input of the day: Up until recently, I was just a standard powderer, as I'm sure most of you are (Gold Bond on the man parts). I was conversing with another male when this topic came up and he was stunned that I powdered only using standard, prehistoric in his words, methods of applying the powder. Taken back, I inquired on other methods of powdering. I guess what it boils down to is this: Is anyone else here a Pendulum Powderer?

Allow my to explain, as I was confused at first. When powdering with the standard method, whether that be the cupped hand or just the "Pour Some Sugar On Me" method, lots of powder is wasted and it is easily over applied. With the Pendulum Powdering method (thats copyrighted), one simply pours the contents of their choice powder into a gym sock, preferably older or more porous, and then ties a knot up at the top. The powder is then applied in a pendulum motion. This method allows for the user to have more control over the application area as well as how much they wish to apply. Gentlemen, I would be lying if I said it didn't change my life. Have a try for yourself.

I have a confession, I have never "powdered"

 

[kilgore_trout]

One time I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

 

[Cy$]

my sister is hanging out with Hope Solo right now and is training with her...I'm jealous to say the least.....:sad:

 

[cloneswereall]

As a teacher, there are times I really enjoy looking intimidating and being a hard-*** about deadlines and being where you are supposed to be when the bell rings. I don't care if I did see you walk down the hall and entered a fraction of a second after the bell rang.

The reason? It makes my "Come to Jesus" meetings much more effective when everyone in the class starts to slack off, especially when I have a threat of making 50 phone calls home. By the end of the day I'll have 45 of those papers turned in.

 

[timappelgate]

Whenever I take a poop, I bring my phone and headphones in and make an hour of it. Listen to a ton of songs and surf the net.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

my sister is hanging out with Hope Solo right now and is training with her...I'm jealous to say the least.....:sad:

I'm jealous of Hope Solo.

 

[Cy$]

I'm jealous of Hope Solo.

it's all good though, I get some autographs out of it.


Would have went but am busy with my day job of running mafia.

 

[Doc]

I can't remember the last time I had a poop take more than a minute. Very loose colon.







Actually, I think it's good diet. I don't really know if I have a loose butthole.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

it's all good though, I get some autographs out of it.


Would have went but am busy with my day job of running mafia.

I know you. I'm in mafia with you. Can I have an autographed pic of your sister, please?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

I can't remember the last time I had a poop take more than a minute. Very loose colon.







Actually, I think it's good diet. I don't really know if I have a loose butthole.

Loose butthole, eh? I have a guess.

 

[Stumpy]

Whenever I take a poop, I bring my phone and headphones in and make an hour of it. Listen to a ton of songs and surf the net.

Enjoy those hemorrhoids in a couple years...

 

[BigBake]

Would a guy get a refund in that case?

Yeah, a refund of the $20 copay. :skeptical:

Yes, Dr was very direct in telling me to WAIT until my count is down to zero and that is only known after a follow up check.

 

[MLawrence]

Loose butthole, eh? I have a guess.

I'm guessing he was in Thailand playing some high stakes ping pong in opium den. He beat the type of guys that don't like to lose in which they held him down and shoved a ping pong paddle up a certain orifice.