Friday Confessions

[2ndCyCE]

I always chuckle at the advertisements for the "scalpal free" procedure. Does this mean the doctor just shows up and repeatedly bashes you in the nuts?!?! If so, we should all be used to it, being Cyclone fans and all...

 

[CtownCyclone]

Confession:

The last few posts scare the crap out of me since I've considered getting snipped in the not too distant future.

I could tell you a story about my cousin that would really make you scared.

 

[scyclonekid]

I farted into a big fan at work and went back to my station like nothing happened, the looks were priceless!!! It was a nasty chinese food fart too.

 

[BCClone]

I always chuckle at the advertisements for the "scalpal free" procedure. Does this mean the doctor just shows up and repeatedly bashes you in the nuts?!?! If so, we should all be used to it, being Cyclone fans and all...

No, they use the rubberband approach. Like the method with cattle in the old days, they just put a tight rubber band over your scrotum and let them die off. You can do it yourself on the cheap if you go yo your local vet.

 

[M6WS6]

I always chuckle at the advertisements for the "scalpal free" procedure. Does this mean the doctor just shows up and repeatedly bashes you in the nuts?!?! If so, we should all be used to it, being Cyclone fans and all...

REP FOR YOU

Cyclone Nation needs to start winning more, our species is at risk from repeated nut shots..

 

[redrocket22]

Wife and kids are out of town. Just made dinner/drink plans with a recent divorcee...

 

[scyclonekid]

Vivian Brown from the weather channel is hot.

 

[chuckd4735]

Wife and kids are out of town. Just made dinner/drink plans with a recent divorcee...

Male or Female?

 

[ISpyCy]

Thinking about hitting up a hockey game tonight: Lincoln Stars vs Sioux City Musketeers.

 

[optimuslott]

All this talk of not having children leads to my next confession:

I pray that all those years of dope smoking has left me impotent so I can't have children.

 

[cymate]

I lied to my Parents About my ACT score I got a 15 told them i got an 18. it doesnt matter now because I go to Iowa state. it will be funny the day I tell them

 

[BCClone]

All this talk of not having children leads to my next confession:

I pray that all those years of dope smoking has left me impotent so I can't have children.

So do I. :yes:

 

[BCClone]

And it's sterile what you want not impotent. BIG difference.

 

[optimuslott]

I lied to my Parents About my ACT score I got a 15 told them i got an 18. it doesnt matter now because I go to Iowa state. it will be funny the day I tell them

I told my wife's parents I got a 24 on my ACT when I really got a 35 and had a full ride at Iowa State. I didn't want to appear "too smart." My wife was ****** when she found out.

 

[optimuslott]

And it's sterile what you want not impotent. BIG difference.

As long as I can't have kids I don't care.

Edit: Whoa...just looked up the definitions...Sterile is my hope. I am a statistician not an Engrish major.

 

[cymate]

I told my wife's parents I got a 24 on my ACT when I really got a 35 and had a full ride at Iowa State. I didn't want to appear "too smart." My wife was ****** when she found out.

and think about it this way, if they found out you had that full ride the parents and the wife would make you pay for everything because you didnt have student loans...well played

 

[redrocket22]

Female

 

[BCClone]

QUOTE=optimuslott;2691434]As long as I can't have kids I don't care.

Edit: Whoa...just looked up the definitions...Sterile is my hope. I am a statistician not an Engrish major.[/QUOTE

 

[Palmer]

Female

photo for verification please.

 

[chuckd4735]

Female

Does your wife know?