I would never have thought this about you.Other than being honest I would be the worst Mormon in it's history.
I haven't been to church outside a wedding, funeral, or baptism in 24 years (when I was forced to attend), hate religion, fail the sexual standards (outside their same-sex mandate), fail the drinks, swear constantly, and wholly discourage others from conforming to this crap.
I guess I should start my own money embezzling, tax shelter, sham of a religion. The Normons.