Tyrese Hunter, culture guy

I don't think @Ayagi intended it to be anything other than an obvious joke--that or Canucks suck at photoshop.
I wasn't born in Canada, Lawnman, you hoser. How much would you charge to mow our lawn?

But seriously folks. I didn't say it was just a joke at first because I thought it was obvious. It was intentionally sloppy and I used a photo of him in his Texas uniform for God's sake.

Anyway, GO CLONES! Win one for Johnny and restore honor to his statue.
 
I wasn't born in Canada, Lawnman, you hoser. How much would you charge to mow our lawn?

But seriously folks. I didn't say it was just a joke at first because I thought it was obvious. It was intentionally sloppy and I used a photo of him in his Texas uniform for God's sake.

Anyway, GO CLONES! Win one for Johnny and restore honor to his statue.

Take off.
 
For the same reason that other 'things' are real to people.
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I wasn't born in Canada, Lawnman, you hoser. How much would you charge to mow our lawn?

But seriously folks. I didn't say it was just a joke at first because I thought it was obvious. It was intentionally sloppy and I used a photo of him in his Texas uniform for God's sake.

Anyway, GO CLONES! Win one for Johnny and restore honor to his statue.
For a Clone...$225 per hour, with minimum of 2 hours. You must pay all travel and incidental expenses.
 
**** those scumbags. Hunter is a little sellout, I hope he crashes and burns.

He had like 8 offers including staying at Iowa State and picked the absolute worst program of the 8. We have triple the amount of Sweet 16s the last decade than Texas, not to mention all the blue bloods he had offers from and that's what he chose?
I don't have the timeline perfect but if I remember right he d*icked around trying to up his NIL payout and those blueboods moved on to other players to bring in. Texas was basically his last option other than staying at ISU.

Or it was his handler thought he was already in at one of them but he actually wasn't so he was stuck going to Texas as it was his only $$ option. I the discussion on this board and the only reason texas made sense was money. They had no program history, no track record of getting guards to the NBA and no recent tourney success.
 
I don't have the timeline perfect but if I remember right he d*icked around trying to up his NIL payout and those blueboods moved on to other players to bring in. Texas was basically his last option other than staying at ISU.

Or it was his handler thought he was already in at one of them but he actually wasn't so he was stuck going to Texas as it was his only $$ option. I the discussion on this board and the only reason texas made sense was money. They had no program history, no track record of getting guards to the NBA and no recent tourney success.

Plus he was a relatively poor fit for what they already had on the roster.

He was a good fit for Beard's "grindball" defensive style of play. But Hunter's camp claimed he was looking for a more wide-open offense to showcase his skills for the NBA, which he wasn't going to get in Austin. Consider TJ runs the same grindball scheme... that claimed upgrade was actually a wash.
 

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