UCONN vs Iowa

You were marginally better than us in September. You guys are so great, yet could only muster a measly 13 points to a team that belongs to a conference that plays no defense? At home???

Anyway, the whole CFP comittee and both AP and Coaches poll right now think we are WAY better than you. Game. Set. Match.
Watch it. Karma can be a *****...
 
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Luka Garza is so slow he takes 367 days to go around the Sun.

Luka Garza is so slow the tortoise fell asleep waiting for him and lost the race.

Luka Garza is so slow he won't finish reading this joke for another 3 years.
 
Yeah IF ISU wins tomorrow I'll likely not sleep next week.

There's many other situations I'd rather see ISU with than Bill Snyder's swan song.
No kidding. The evil geniuses last game....I think you guys win tomorrow and then next week will be pretty crazy in Ames...
 
Luka Garza is so slow he takes 367 days to go around the Sun.

Luka Garza is so slow the tortoise fell asleep waiting for him and lost the race.

Luka Garza is so slow he won't finish reading this joke for another 3 years.

....................when he foot raced Conner....he came in 3rd.

....................that the time it takes him to run the court, Wieskamp will have graduated.
 
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So, I'm just catching up on this thread. Looks interesting, but let's get back on track.

Iowa looks good. Amazing what focus on defense will do for a veteran team. They'll be a tough draw all season with their height and Cook's ability to drive.

I caught the second half on the radio and Dolph kept saying Dolph things. He kept talking about the UCONN coach complaining and yelling at the refs. Even said good riddance when he finally got tossed. I just found it interesting that this was such a focus by him considering Fran's antics over the years.
 
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Luka Garza is so slow his mom carried him in her womb for 18 months.

Luka Garza is so slow a chameleon can't even tell if he's actually moving.

Luka Garza is so slow he just started tying his shoelaces for his senior night game.
 
Keep talking Hawk fans. I personally love when you look "unbeatable" it makes it so satisfying when it all comes crashing down. The best thing about it is there are 2 McCaffery's that we get to see melt down. Also if we are lucky Ol Margaery will make an appearance on "Who Just Got Tossed?"if Connor doesn't have something go his way.

I wonder if 3 family members can get tossed in the same game? We may just get to find out.
 
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Luka Garza is so slow his mom carried him in her womb for 18 months.

Luka Garza is so slow a chameleon can't even tell if he's actually moving.

Luka Garza is so slow he just started tying his shoelaces for his senior night game.

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Some guys play with a chip on their shoulder, Luka Garza plays with a pigeon on his shoulder.

Luka Garza is so slow that when he's on the court, they are ALL slow-developing plays.

Luka Garza is so slow he still hasn't evolved from Neanderthal.
 
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Luka Garza is so slow, he made a ton of money in Vegas from all the people who thought he was one of those statue street performers.
 
Keep talking Hawk fans. I personally love when you look "unbeatable" it makes it so satisfying when it all comes crashing down. The best thing about it is there are 2 McCaffery's that we get to see melt down. Also if we are lucky Ol Margaery will make an appearance on "Who Just Got Tossed?"if Connor doesn't have something go his way.

I wonder if 3 family members can get tossed in the same game? We may just get to find out.

You thought Iowa looked unbeatable? Wow, they looked solid but I'd have to disagree.
 
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