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My sophomore year at ISU, I wanted to break up with my girlfriend and at the same time wanted to stop seeing the side girl. So we all met at Da Vinci's, of course they don't know this is going to happen. At the table, I dropped a 50 on the table, told them to enjoy their meals, and bolted. Never returned their calls, although somewhere to this day I have that night's answering machine tape with the reactions from both.

Not my proudest moment, and admittedly is was quite cowardly.

But I was so much happier the next day.
 
CycloneYoda said:
My sophomore year at ISU, I wanted to break up with my girlfriend and at the same time wanted to stop seeing the side girl. So we all met at Da Vinci's, of course they don't know this is going to happen. At the table, I dropped a 50 on the table, told them to enjoy their meals, and bolted. Never returned their calls, although somewhere to this day I have that night's answering machine tape with the reactions from both.

Not my proudest moment, and admittedly is was quite cowardly.

But I was so much happier the next day.
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You are the reason there are so many wrecked girls out there that dont trust guys.
 
CycloneYoda said:
My sophomore year at ISU, I wanted to break up with my girlfriend and at the same time wanted to stop seeing the side girl. So we all met at Da Vinci's, of course they don't know this is going to happen. At the table, I dropped a 50 on the table, told them to enjoy their meals, and bolted. Never returned their calls, although somewhere to this day I have that night's answering machine tape with the reactions from both.

Not my proudest moment, and admittedly is was quite cowardly.

But I was so much happier the next day.
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All class.

At least Stewo confuses waitresses for girlfriends. You weren't even confused in the deal.
 
CycloneYoda said:
My sophomore year at ISU, I wanted to break up with my girlfriend and at the same time wanted to stop seeing the side girl. So we all met at Da Vinci's, of course they don't know this is going to happen. At the table, I dropped a 50 on the table, told them to enjoy their meals, and bolted. Never returned their calls, although somewhere to this day I have that night's answering machine tape with the reactions from both.

Not my proudest moment, and admittedly is was quite cowardly.

But I was so much happier the next day.
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You sir, are a bad bad man. I like it though, not sure I would have spent $50 though.
 
bos said:
One break up I can think of stuck with me.

Found out my ex was cheating on me the day I got out of the dentists office from having my wisdom teeth removed. I was in a bunch of pain and sick to my stomach and saw her driving around with a guy I suspected some time back of her being with. She recieved every name in the book on the phone that day. I was not having it.
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your ex is the reason to why there are so many guys out there that do not trust women.
 
Never really seriously dated anyone before my current girl friend. But of course, there was the girl who I had a major thing for, actually wanted to date (as opposed to NSA), and yet I could never get her. After knowing her for about 9 months, I finally get her to go out on a date, it goes great, and at the end of the date, we had one of those movie style kisses. The next day, we talk, everything is going great, and we're going to hang out Friday night.

Friday afternoon, my buddy Joe busts into my room, stammering about some incredible sale of Colt 45 at the Keg Shop. So naturally, we go, and proceed to get hammered drunk by about 7PM that night. Well, she shows up for a little while, leaves because we're so ridiculously hammered, and tells me the next day that we're not going to keep going out. I was ****** off, heartbroken, and basically proceed to go on a 2 week bender.

Well the best part in all of this, was that while she was cute, I'd hooked up with better looking girls than her. I felt we had really compatible personalities, and there was the whole "I've done better than you, but I can't get you" thing that really messed with my head.

Well, a couple weeks after she rips my heart out, her and I happen to be at the same house party (thrown by mutual friends). I don't talk to her at all that night, and the whole time I can tell she's watching me, especially while I'm talking to this blonde, who is more attractive than her. As I leave the party with blonde, I look at her and wink. She throws her drink to the ground and stomps off.

A few years later she moved back to Central Iowa, and pretty much every time I run into her (her brother is a good friend of mine), she tells me how she made a huge mistake back in college, blah blah blah, and I just tell her the ship has sailed. The universe tends to unfold as it should...
 
Palmer said:
your ex is the reason to why there are so many guys out there that do not trust women.
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For sure. I had a hard time with that one. Ah well, she got what she deserved. Shes still single. 9 years later.
 
bos said:
You are the reason there are so many wrecked girls out there that dont trust guys.
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Wait, I only did it to these two girls. I cannot be held responsible for the destruction of all these other women! :wink:
 
CycloneYoda said:
Wait, I only did it to these two girls. I cannot be held responsible for the destruction of all these other women! :wink:
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Women have a connection amongst each other. Butterfly effect sort of. So these two women in turn ruined 6 girls in China. Good job.
 
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I'm the winner.

Dated a girl my freshman year of college to my junior year. I thought things were getting pretty serious and then we had a fight over something trivial and we decided to take a break. One month into our "break" she called. I was expecting either a "let's get back together" or "we're done." NOPE. It was a call to invite me to her wedding. I was obviously upset and when I asked who the guy was she informed me it was the kid who lived across the hall from me my freshman year. She'd obviously been cheating on me for the past 3 years.

Needless to say I did not attend the wedding. Fast forward 5 years.... she called me this winter to inform me she had gotten a divorce and was unhappy with the way things ended between us. She had the audacity to want to, and I quote, "reunite or friendship."

I told her that I never wanted to speak with her again and asked her to leave me alone. I still don't trust women.
 
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All class.

At least Stewo confuses waitresses for girlfriends. You weren't even confused in the deal.
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Hey, never once claimed to be the king of class. Looking back, I could have done things differently. But I didn't. What's done is done. It is what it is.
 
Yeah so I had a GF in college that was less then faithful. In my ignorance and on the promise of changed ways we tried to make it work. (my first mistake) after a short time (a few months) I got fed up with her. Woke up one morning got out of bed that she was also sleeping in went to the kitchen and made myself breakfast. Bacon and eggs with toast. sat down and ate went back to the bed room and told her it was over and that she had 2 days to clear out her stuff. Cold? Sure, but man it was one of the happiest days of my life, like a weight had been lifted from my shoulder.

A few months later she almost hit me with her car, but thats another story. Not so sure it wasn't intentional.

Edit: Just to let people know: Once you end a relationship with a sorority girl the entire population of that sorority is now off limits. No matter what her friends though of you before hand.
 
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cycloneace55 said:
Yeah so I had a GF in college that was less then faithful. In my ignorance and on the promise of changed ways we tried to make it work. (my first mistake) after a short time (a few months) I got fed up with her. Woke up one morning got out of bed that she was also sleeping in went to the kitchen and made myself breakfast. Bacon and eggs with toast. sat down and ate went back to the bed room and told her it was over and that she had 2 days to clear out her stuff. Cold? Sure, but man it was one of the happiest days of my life, like a weight had been lifted from my shoulder.

A few months later she almost hit me with her car, but thats another story. Not so sure it wasn't intentional.
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Way to man up and face it though. Its amazing what some bacon and eggs will do for your well being.
 
I had a coworker a few years ago who had her 12 year anniversary. On that day her husband made her breakfast in bed, took her shopping that day, and for a walk through the park, took her out to 801 Grand for dinner, the Civic Center to see one of the musicals in town, and home for several romps in the hay (according to her) that night. The next morning she got up early to make him breakfast as a thank you. He came downstairs gave her a good morning kiss on the cheek, handed her divorce papers and walked out of the door. He'd spent the night loading his clothes and personal stuff into his SUV. He married someone from work less than a year later. How's that for a kick in the pants?
 
tec71 said:
I had a coworker a few years ago who had her 12 year anniversary. On that day her husband made her breakfast in bed, took her shopping that day, and for a walk through the park, took her out to 801 Grand for dinner, the Civic Center to see one of the musicals in town, and home for several romps in the hay (according to her) that night. The next morning she got up early to make him breakfast as a thank you. He came downstairs gave her a good morning kiss on the cheek, handed her divorce papers and walked out of the door. He'd spent the night loading his clothes and personal stuff into his SUV. He married someone from work less than a year later. How's that for a kick in the pants?
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Ouch. So apparently he was moving in on that chick before his current situation ended. Bet she will have a ton of baggage now. Harsh.
 
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