Let's hear some breakup stories....

[cykoholic]

Came home from a trip a day early to find my (now ex-) wife in our bed with a truck driver from down the street -- he looks up and says "it is what it is" ..........................was only able to get one good swing with a baseball bat to the small of his back before he was able to run out the door. No idea where that woman even lives at this point.

oh **** where did you used to live? I used to drive a truck and was banging this chick who told me she was married and her husband came home and nailed me with a baseball bat. If it was your lady I'm sorry, but she would do stuff that you have to pay big money to see on the internet.

 

[SplitIdentity]

oh **** where did you used to live? I used to drive a truck and was banging this chick who told me she was married and her husband came home and nailed me with a baseball bat. If it was your lady I'm sorry, but she would do stuff that you have to pay big money to see on the internet.

I'm sure that's a joke, but that's a little low...

 

[hursts]

So most recent ex made an ultimatum on when she would get a ring. Told her no. She took my dog...

Sounds like a verse from a country music song.