Let's hear some breakup stories....

Chipper

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So most recent ex made an ultimatum on when she would get a ring. Told her no. She took my dog...
 
If you want to get back at her, I would get a hold of these guys.
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Why no ring? Just wasnt right? How long were you together?
 
Weekend before my freshman year at ISU. Right after I was packed and getting ready to drive to Ames, I got a call. What a *****.
In retrospect, best thing that ever happened.
 
IF she wasn't the one for you, then better to cut it off before it gets more serious. Though I will say guys love to pretend like they hate being tied down, but most guys I know like me are very happily married.


My wife is my highschool sweetheart.....soooo I don't have good breakup stories.
 
One break up I can think of stuck with me.

Found out my ex was cheating on me the day I got out of the dentists office from having my wisdom teeth removed. I was in a bunch of pain and sick to my stomach and saw her driving around with a guy I suspected some time back of her being with. She recieved every name in the book on the phone that day. I was not having it.
 
been married for almost 9yrs. April 1 was the 12th anniversary for one of my wife and mine's breakups before we grew up and got married. she told me that morning, "I hate April 1st" being a smartass, I said, "oh yeah, happy anniversary" that got me a tap in the lower solderplexes (for you wrestling fans), when I wasn't looking. oops.
 
Sophomore year, I would put on a white tie and tails and walk my cobra through the park on a leash. I named the cobra Beverly, and I taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit my girlfriend. So with tears in my eyes, I had to shoot my girlfriend.
 
Why no ring? Just wasnt right? How long were you together?

Two years. Ultimatum felt lie she just wanted to be marked not necessary married to me. Long time to figure that out. Plus we were growing apart.
 
The night before I left for mobilization station (Ft. Riley) I tried to break-up with my girlfriend at the time because we were both young (me 20, her 18) and I didn't want to have to drag her along for a year, possibly more. She refused and said that she would be fine blah, blah, blah. Well, fast forward about 2.5 months, I call her and she decides that she no longer wants to be in a relationship. I really didn't care all that much, but I just thought it was ignorant.
 
Two years. Ultimatum felt lie she just wanted to be marked not necessary married to me. Long time to figure that out. Plus we were growing apart.


Eesh, yeah, if you dont feel a connection anymore, marriage wont solve that. Probably a better deal to move on. When you are ready, youll know, because nothing can stop you.
 
The night before I left for mobilization station (Ft. Riley) I tried to break-up with my girlfriend at the time because we were both young (me 20, her 18) and I didn't want to have to drag her along for a year, possibly more. She refused and said that she would be fine blah, blah, blah. Well, fast forward about 2.5 months, I call her and she decides that she no longer wants to be in a relationship. I really didn't care all that much, but I just thought it was ignorant.


I dont know what to say. Im just floored that you had a girlfriend. :wink:

Seriously though, when stuff like that happens, it makes you think back to what could have been if what you originally wanted would have happened. I spent 4 years with my ex that I will never get back. I think about that often. However, it worked out I guess and put me in position to be where I am now. Its just interesting to look back on what it would have been like.
 
The night before I left for mobilization station (Ft. Riley) I tried to break-up with my girlfriend at the time because we were both young (me 20, her 18) and I didn't want to have to drag her along for a year, possibly more. She refused and said that she would be fine blah, blah, blah. Well, fast forward about 2.5 months, I call her and she decides that she no longer wants to be in a relationship. I really didn't care all that much, but I just thought it was ignorant.

Ignorant? Was she from Newton?
 
I dont know what to say. Im just floored that you had a girlfriend. :wink:

Seriously though, when stuff like that happens, it makes you think back to what could have been if what you originally wanted would have happened. I spent 4 years with my ex that I will never get back. I think about that often. However, it worked out I guess and put me in position to be where I am now. Its just interesting to look back on what it would have been like.

Indeed. I didn't lose any sleep over it then, nor do I now. It was just puppy love anyway.
 
Dated a girl a couple of years ago. She was Catholic. When she wanted to break up the first thing out of my mouth was,

"Finally, I can eat meat again on Fridays."
 
When I was a junior in high school I was dating a girl, and was friends with another girl, who I quickly decided would make a better girlfriend. In an act of wisdom and tact only a junior in high school could come up with, I decided to text my then girlfriend to break it off, as I had already kind of told the new girl I would do that, and we started dating immediately after I texted my then girlfriend. Problem was, my cell phone screne was broken, so the breakup message I thought I typed actually was just a bunch of jibberish, and I the earlier girlfriend had no idea I broke up with her until I told her a few days later.

So there a few days my junior year where I held 2 girlfriends at once...Yah, I'm that cool :cool:
 
I don't have any really good breakup stories, as I only had one girlfriend prior to meeting my wife, and I'm still friends with her. My history is more about having my heart ripped out of my chest, tossed to the ground, stomped on, ran over with a semi truck, having a gigantic crap taken on it, and then being stuck back in my chest by various girls at various times, all of which always seemed to be of the opinion that they were far too good for me.

But hey, then I met my wife, which is proof that there are actually good women out there...
 
When I was younger, I was calling my long distance gf to break up over the phone. When she answered, I knew that I just couldn't do it that way, so I panicked and asked her how to make mac 'n cheese. She laughed at me and told me how to do it.

Well, that stupid ****** beat me to the punch and broke up with me over the phone 4 days later.
 
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