If you've ever...

...claimed in one breath that the Cy-Hawk rivalry means nothing to you, but demean the "Cyclowns" with every other breath you take, you might be a Hawkeye.
 
If you feel that you need to prove to the world that you can spell by yelling I-O-W-A at every home game...

I hate that cheer...
 
gone to an ESPN prime time basketball game for free versus a perennial top 10 team (Mich St.) more for the free pizza than to watch you team....you might be a hawkeye
 
If you really believe that Ricki Stanzi is the next Tom Brady, you are a hawkeye.
 
If you bring black and gold cookies to work on the day of ISU's first game, but don't really see ISU as a rival, you might be a hawkeye.
 
dress up in black an gold for an ISU NDSU game, you my friend are a hawkeye, and also a huge dbag.
 
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if one of your linemen knocks out your QB, who happens to be your roommate and you transfer to Illinois, then you might be a hawkeye.
 

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