If you've ever...

[balken]

Entered a Kent McCausland look-a-like contest...

 

[GeronimusClone]

If you don't believe concealing evidence at the scene of a rape and ripping off the tax-payers with a housing scam for your rich son is worse than drinking with a hot co-ed, you are a hawkeye.

These are great. You are the man Geronimus!

I figured the main board was missing me.

 

[Bubbahotep]

Went to high school for as many years as Jess Settles went to Iowa... you might be a hawkeye

 

[isucyfan]

...if the word "book" is a verb with legal connotation instead of a noun with educational connotation.

 

[CycloneErik]

If you still claim that Ronnie Harmon was paid off by the mob...you might be a hawkeye.

Hey, a guy at work tells me that every other month.


Wait, he is a Hawkeye. Never mind.

 

[GeronimusClone]

thought it was dumb to have the logo in the middle of the field because it would be upside down to the other side of the stadium...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...thought that you couldn't imagine a scenario where Iowa didn't beat Iowa State by 30, and if not that KF should be fired, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[CycloneErik]

...........thought that Iowa got it's nickname from your athletic program.........you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Flag Guy]

if your head coach has a Bail Loan company on speed dial, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Cyznutz]

if you loss to ISU (2001) and have Kahlil Hill say the cy-hawk trophy is still ours and we didn't loss the game.....then you might be a hawkeye

 

[Drizzle]

thought Andre Woolridge was a top 5 pick.. You might be a Hawkeye..

 

[GeronimusClone]

claimed tailgating at Kinnick is better than Jack Trice...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

had your assistant coach take a swing at Johnny Orr...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CloneIce]

If you use the "came out flat" excuse after every loss (and are dumb enough to actually believe it), then you are a hawkeye.

 

[IcSyU]

used "historic" and "Kinnick Stadium" in the same sentence,

you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Flag Guy]

if you claim you should no longer play a team you've been playing for over 20 years "because you no longer have any reason to play it" (aka because you lose more often than you win now), you might be a Hawkeye

 

[TheCaptain]

.....blame the refs for every loss in every sport,
You are a hawkeye.

 

[CycloneErik]

If you act like your in-state rivalry game is a charity act, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

listened to Jon Miller's show and thought "here's an unbias opinion"...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[TheCaptain]

......get beat up by your 'little brother' alot.....