If you've ever...

[cyismydog]

worked at the Washington Mcdonalds......

 

[cycloneworld]

If you say "we only care about football" when your basketball team is bad and "we only care about basketball" when your football team is bad...
You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[cycloneworld]

If you think having Tom Arnold as the celebrity endorser of your University is awesome...
You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[cyismydog]

had thoughts of divorcing your wife to marry Shonn Greene.

 

[GeronimusClone]

If you say "we only care about football" when your basketball team is bad and "we only care about basketball" when your football team is bad...
You might be a Hawkeye.

and "we only care about wrestling" when all else fails

 

[cyismydog]

called Ricky Stanzi the next Tom Brady.

 

[mapnerd]

married an old lady who is Bruce Willis' leftovers,
You might be a hawkeye

 

[CycoCyclone]

Have plane tickets reserved to Pasadena for the Rose bowl.....every year

 

[mj4cy]

Ever had better luck at growing a neck beard than cutting up a UNI pass defense with your arm


you might be a hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

thought the Fieldhouse was a great place to meet your wife...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[TheCaptain]

.....still claim that Pierre Pierce was framed.....

 

[cycloneworld]

If you think that showing up 2 hours before a game is "awesome tailgating"...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[cyismydog]

thought Herpes was a TV show..

 

[jdoggivjc]

...got ****** at getting invited to play at the Orange Bowl because the one and only goal for that season was to play at the Rose Bowl, you might be a Hawkeye (seriously, true story).

 

[mj4cy]

IF you've ever walked more than 2 miles on the east side of the river from your car to the game and think you got an awesome parking deal.....you might be a hawkeye

 

[cycloneworld]

If your Dream Vacation is Branson, Missouri...
You might be a hawkeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

actually used your "prison wallet"
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[cybirdie]

if you have a picture of Kinnick as your facebook profile picture because you know what the mirror says...

 

[mj4cy]

If you ever immediately talked smack to an ISU fan 5 mintues after losing to them....you might be a hawkeye!

 

[DRCHIRO]

looked at your sister and thought, "yeah, I'd hit that." And by hitting I mean, actually hitting her or sleeping with her.