The Official Friday thread......

[Cycloin]

Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?

#2 w/plastic surgery>#1

 

[Al_4_State]

Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?

You **** the 1st one and forget about her. The 2nd one is more likely wife material. As long as she's good looking, it doesn't matter that there are hotter women out there if she's cool.

This brings up Al_4_State's Hotness-to-Tolerability Ratio. As a woman increases by .25 on the hotness scale (1-10), the odds that she has a massive, irreconcilable character flaw increases by .30. What this means, is that any woman hotter than an 8.5/10 is guaranteed to have a severe character flaw, making her an incompatible long term partner.

 

[dosry5]

You **** the 1st one and forget about her. The 2nd one is more likely wife material. As long as she's good looking, it doesn't matter that there are hotter women out there if she's cool.

This brings up Al_4_State's Hotness-to-Tolerability Ratio. As a woman increases by .25 on the hotness scale (1-10), the odds that she has a massive, irreconcilable character flaw increases by .30. What this means, is that any woman hotter than an 8.5/10 is guaranteed to have a severe character flaw, making her an incompatible long term partner.

Do you have hairy palms?

 

[MoreCowbell]

Not that it matters anymore, but you can probably all guess where I fell on the spectrum.

 

[GeronimusClone]

You **** the 1st one and forget about her. The 2nd one is more likely wife material. As long as she's good looking, it doesn't matter that there are hotter women out there if she's cool.

This brings up Al_4_State's Hotness-to-Tolerability Ratio. As a woman increases by .25 on the hotness scale (1-10), the odds that she has a massive, irreconcilable character flaw increases by .30. What this means, is that any woman hotter than an 8.5/10 is guaranteed to have a severe character flaw, making her an incompatible long term partner.

It's like you're in my headset stealing my plays.
I also have a niceness/attractiveness scale that works the same way. It ends with you can't be ugly and a *****.

 

[Al_4_State]

Do you have hairy palms?

No. Why? Not sure how my theory equates to excessive masturbation...

 

[GeronimusClone]

Not that it matters anymore, but you can probably all guess where I fell on the spectrum.

Smoking hot and don't tell me any different.

 

[dosry5]

No. Why? Not sure how my theory equates to excessive masturbation...

relax...it was just question. And what do you mean by "excessive"?

 

[Al_4_State]

It's like you're in my headset stealing my plays.
I also have a niceness/attractiveness scale that works the same way. It ends with you can't be ugly and a *****.

Call me Bill Belichik (but say it "beeel beeelichek")


I don't even consider those types human.

 

[dosry5]

Not that it matters anymore, but you can probably all guess where I fell on the spectrum.

Dangerous post.

 

[Al_4_State]

relax...it was just question. And what do you mean by "excessive"?

I'm kidding. By excessive, I mean more than anyone posting in this thread, if possible...

 

[GeronimusClone]

relax...it was just question. And what do you mean by "excessive"?

Is there such a thing?

 

[dosry5]

Is there such a thing?

I picture Geronimus with Popeye-esque forearms...

 

[Cy Hard]

"Sounds like someone hasn't gotten past the butt-sniffin stage."

"Whatever, wait til I get to college man. I can't wait to get to college. All these girls man are *******. Chicks in college man are cool."

"Yeah man, when I get to college all I'm gonna do is bang bang bang bang!

 

[Al_4_State]

Is there such a thing?

If it's bleeding, than yes.

 

[dosry5]

Not that it matters anymore, but you can probably all guess where I fell on the spectrum.

can we get a self profile on you?

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Not that it matters anymore, but you can probably all guess where I fell on the spectrum.

One of the rare hot chicks that is cool as hell?

 

[GeronimusClone]

I picture Geronimus with Popeye-esque forearms...

That made me laugh out loud.
And I have huge forearms with an anchor tattoo. But I hate spinach.

 

[GeronimusClone]

If it's bleeding, than yes.

Lotion. Always use lotion. You're not trying to start a campfire.

 

[dosry5]

Lotion. Always use lotion. You're not trying to start a campfire.

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