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So I'm working on a mailing list (trying to give the appearance I'm actually working today) and every time I see a company name that includes "Erection" (construction-related companies) I giggle a little.
 
Al_4_State said:
You **** the 1st one and forget about her. The 2nd one is more likely wife material. As long as she's good looking, it doesn't matter that there are hotter women out there if she's cool.

This brings up Al_4_State's Hotness-to-Tolerability Ratio. As a woman increases by .25 on the hotness scale (1-10), the odds that she has a massive, irreconcilable character flaw increases by .30. What this means, is that any woman hotter than an 8.5/10 is guaranteed to have a severe character flaw, making her an incompatible long term partner.
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Souns like the "Crazy vs. Hot" scale from How I Met Your Mother...

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot.


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The one thing I dislike about Friday is if I know if have a busy weekend........cause Sunday always seems to sneak up on me
 
Brentwood said:
Souns like the "Crazy vs. Hot" scale from How I Met Your Mother...

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot.


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A little bit. It's more of a prediction that a certain level of hotness will inevitably bring major baggage.
 
CylentButDeadly said:
My mouse just quit working and I sort of spiked it into my desk, much in the fashion that an O-line would spike a football after being given the ball by a QB who scored a TD...a little too hard, kind of awkward, but everyone enjoyed watching me do it.
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After the Colorado game my mouse went through the drywall. Glad that was a wireless mouse, otherwise the computer would have went with it.
 
This thread is woefully bereft of appropriate movie quotes (save the Fast Times and Tao of Steve references).
 
Cycloin said:
Either you're missing some ribs, or you're doing it wrong....
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tim_redd said:
After the Colorado game my mouse went through the drywall. Glad that was a wireless mouse, otherwise the computer would have went with it.
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Yes. I wanted to rip a flat screen tv off of the wall and do a little dance on it after that game.
 
CylentButDeadly said:
My mouse just quit working and I sort of spiked it into my desk, much in the fashion that an O-line would spike a football after being given the ball by a QB who scored a TD...a little too hard, kind of awkward, but everyone enjoyed watching me do it.
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I am picturing the end of the Mizzou game and the Tostitos bag spike. That was epic, I hope the mouse spike was equally impressive
 
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