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GeronimusClone said:
10) When going out, make sure to bring friends less attractive than you or at the very least, less skilled at picking up women. Nothing worse than having your good looking friend snake a chick from you at 2 a.m. after you spent three hours and $80 trying to get her back to your place.
9) Never spend three hours and $80 on a chick trying to get her back to your place. If she’s not ready to roll in the first 20 minutes, move on.
8) Gauge what kind of drinker you’re dealing with. Nothing more embarrassing than trying to keep up with her while attempting to get her the right amount of drunk and then being too drunk to proceed.
7) Whiskey **** is no joke.
6) If you’re working a girl and she grabs your hand and takes outside thumb position, get rid of her immediately. She’s a controlling *****.
5) Don’t forget her name. You can remember it by associating it with something you want to do with her later.
4) If you feel like she’s interested and possibly going to let you do dirty things to her, keep an eye out for lurkers. These are those dudes who wear v-neck t-shirts and spend an hour on their hair to get it just the right amount of “messy†before going out. They don’t buy a chick a drink or anything but will swoop on you the second you go take a ****. Hold it, get her out of there ASAP and stop to pee on the way back to her place – also a good way to stop and get rubs.
3) Always go back to her place, don’t want her knowing where you live.
2) Always wear rubs.
1) I always have a cab on speed dial – call him right before the deed from her bathroom. Tell him to sit outside and leave the engine running. When finished, go to the bathroom to “clean up†and bolt.
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Rules 9, 4, and 2 were my hard and fast rules.

I also incorporated the "Tao of Steve"
1) Be desireless: You have to really not care if that girl is coming home with you. If you really, really want it, she'll smell it like a turd in a floral shop. You don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays. Your toes are still tapping. (Can I get some Fast Times love?)

2) Be excellent: Doesn't matter what with. You just have to know more about a particular thing than her. It can be music, movies, alcohol, basically anything but sports. It could also be some silly talent. Demonstrate your prowess without beating her over the head. If you take it to far, she'll think you're a show off touche-bag. Subtlety is key here.

3) Be gone: This is most important. Make an impression and move on ASAP. Tell her you have to go check on your friends. "Bump into" her an hour or so later, and you'll be golden.
 
Al_4_State said:
Rules 9, 4, and 2 were my hard and fast rules.

I also incorporated the "Tao of Steve"
1) Be desireless: You have to really not care if that girl is coming home with you. If you really, really want it, she'll smell it like a turd in a floral shop. You don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays. Your toes are still tapping. (Can I get some Fast Times love?)

2) Be excellent: Doesn't matter what with. You just have to know more about a particular thing than her. It can be music, movies, alcohol, basically anything but sports. It could also be some silly talent. Demonstrate your prowess without beating her over the head. If you take it to far, she'll think you're a show off touche-bag. Subtlety is key here.

3) Be gone: This is most important. Make an impression and move on ASAP. Tell her you have to go check on your friends. "Bump into" her an hour or so later, and you'll be golden.
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You're pretty smart for a Cannuck....

your rule #1 is definitely golden.
 
Al_4_State said:
Rules 9, 4, and 2 were my hard and fast rules.

I also incorporated the "Tao of Steve"
1) Be desireless: You have to really not care if that girl is coming home with you. If you really, really want it, she'll smell it like a turd in a floral shop. You don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays. Your toes are still tapping. (Can I get some Fast Times love?)

2) Be excellent: Doesn't matter what with. You just have to know more about a particular thing than her. It can be music, movies, alcohol, basically anything but sports. It could also be some silly talent. Demonstrate your prowess without beating her over the head. If you take it to far, she'll think you're a show off touche-bag. Subtlety is key here.

3) Be gone: This is most important. Make an impression and move on ASAP. Tell her you have to go check on your friends. "Bump into" her an hour or so later, and you'll be golden.
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Good movies.
"You throw the vibe out to millions of people someone's going to pick up on it."
"That's the idea, Rat."
 
GC's rule #4 is probably the most important rule to remember. If you forget all of the rest of them fine.... Just don't forget rule #4.
 
Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?
 
GeronimusClone said:
Good movies.
"You throw the vibe out to millions of people someone's going to pick up on it."
"That's the idea, Rat."
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I was sort of stumbling onto the Tao of Steve on my own, when I first saw the movie. Rule #1 anyways. Once I got the other 2 rules, it was lethal. Of course after a couple of years I had to go get myself into a serious relationship. Now that I'm in law school, I can only imagine what kind of damage that line would do on a drunk undergrad from Chicago living off daddy's bank account. Sigh.
 
MoreCowbell said:
Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?
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When I was younger I would have said the first but now it's all about being able to hold a conversation with somebody and enjoy their company.
 
MoreCowbell said:
Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?
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Easy question. For a night, or even a few weeks up to and including the whole summer--it's hot chick. But that is only if you have no family events to attend that she may expect to be invited to. She can (and should) come to your friends pool party, she can accompany you to the bar, and she should have her pic posted on your Facebook page.

For a "relationship", it's #2.
 
Al_4_State said:
I was sort of stumbling onto the Tao of Steve on my own, when I first saw the movie. Rule #1 anyways. Once I got the other 2 rules, it was lethal. Of course after a couple of years I had to go get myself into a serious relationship. Now that I'm in law school, I can only imagine what kind of damage that line would do on a drunk undergrad from Chicago living off daddy's bank account. Sigh.
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You can't underestimate the power of #1.
 
MoreCowbell said:
Okay, serious question. What's better: hot chick who can't put two words together or okay-looking chick who's cool as hell? Or do they each have their own purpose?
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Okay looking and cool as hell chick hands down. Although hot chicks that are cool as hell do exist they are very rare, they typically are always dating total douches.
 
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