Cyclone Festivus 2019

I wanted to start a Cyclone themed Festivus thread for this year.

Post any Cyclone "Feats of Strength", "Airing of Grievances" or "Festivus Miracles"
*Note - this is open to interpretation

Airing of Grievances - disappointments, complaints, injuries, etc.
Feats of Strength - dominating performances, great players, etc
Festivus Miracles - great Cyclone moments of 2019

On That Note: The Animals (Part 3): Mammal Mania

Welcome back to On That Note, a weekly music series hosted by @MeanDean, @cyclones500 and myself.

This week we return to our OTN series where we focus on different types of animals. This time we are looking for songs, artists and lyrics with a mammal reference other than cats, dog or homo sapiens.

A look back at our previous OTN animal series topics as well as last week's topic.


The Animals (part 1): For the Birds

The Animals (part 2): Raining Cats & Dogs


Last week's topic was On That Note: Reflections Of My Life

Review it here:

https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/on-that-note-reflections-of-my-life.253475/
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Cats: The Movie

Some of the Twitter reactions to this movie are beyond hilarious.

"Both a horror and an endurance test"

"Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater"

What really amazes me is that Idris Elba actually allowed himself to be in this movie.

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/19/cats-reactions-tom-hoopers-musical-seems-to-have-broken-film-critics
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Signing Day Prepper

Alright guys! One of my favorite days of the year is coming up: SIGNING DAY!

Here's a little information on the guys currently committed as of Sunday evening. I have included some information and analysis so you guys can understand "who" we are getting instead of random names that you will here about in camp in a year or two. I am releasing the offense tonight and the defense and SP tomorrow. Please note: We may see some commitment flips, guys holding on signing or other weird stuff happening between Wednesday and Friday. I don't see any likely, but who knows.

If there is any other information you would like me to provide for the recruits (40 times, where they are from, their best offers, etc.), I would be glad to. Just comment below and I'll provide it.

QUARTER BACK

Name:
Aidan Bouman
Height & Weight: 6'-5.5" 200lbs
Star Rating: 4 star on ESPN, 3 star on Rivals and 247
Play Style: Pocket Passer
Player Comparison: Joe Flacco
Early Enrollee: Yes
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS So
Strengths: Arm Strength, Pocker Presence, Vision
Areas of Improvement: Scramble Ability, Speed/Strength
Verdict: It seems like Aidan doesn't get as much attention as the guy below on the list, but I think we are getting a solid player with Bouman. You can tell that his father/coach is an NFL QB; he just looks like a NFL QB when he plays. He'll need to work on tuning up his accuracy, but it's not an issue as of now.

Name:
Hunter Dekkers
Height & Weight: 6'-2.5" 225 lbs
Star Rating: 4 star
Play Style: Dual Threat Bulldozer
Player Comparison: Tim Tebow
Early Enrollee: No
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS So
Strengths: Arm Strength, Scramble Ability, Strength/Speed, Leadership
Areas of Improvement: Accuracy
Verdict: Dude is a gamer. Out of the player comps, I think this is the closest. Both left handed. Both the same size. Both will plow you over. Both will control the game. Dekkers has an absolute CANNON for an arm (go look up some twitter videos, they are nuts). He will need to work on his accuracy, but I think the college coaches will do wonders for his accuracy that 1A ball couldn't teach him. Mark my words, if he wins the job after Purdy goes pro, he will be a legend quickly. If he doesn't win the job. I see him moving to tight end.

RUNNING BACK

None committed. If we have attrition this offseason, I can see the staff going after a HS guy and/or a transfer. If no attrition, I doubt they go after a HS guy.

WIDE RECEIVER

Name: Aidan Bitter
Height & Weight: 6'-3" 175 lbs
Star Rating: 3 Star
Play Style: Possesion
Player Comparison: Keenan Allen
Early Enrollee: No
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS JR
Strengths: Route Running, Catching, Height
Areas of Improvement: Off the line quickness, Run after catch ability
Verdict: Another unsung hero of the class. He's not flashy, in fact, he's the opposite of Hakeem Butler. He's not going to outrun speedy DBs and probably won't have those crazy jukes and moves after the catch. He will be WIDE open a lot though. He has some of the best routes I've seen in an Iowa State recruit in a while.

Name: Xavier Hutchinson (JUCO)
Height & Weight: 6'-3" 190 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star

Play Style: Deep Threat
Player Comparison: Darren Wilson (ISU)
Early Enrollee: Yes
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS Jr or Jr year
Strengths: Speed, Height, Hands
Areas of Improvement: Separation
Verdict: Xavier is a clone of Darren Wilson. VERY fast and a tall receiver who will stretch the field. He has difficulty separating from corner backs, but that could be attributed to his JUCO having him frequently running go-routes. This guy is gonna be a beast.

Name: Daniel Jackson
Height & Weight: 6'-1" 209 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star
Play Style: Physical X
Player Comparison: Dez Bryant
Early Enrollee: No
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS SO
Strengths: Run After Catch, Physicality, Clutch
Areas of Improvement:Separation in routes
Verdict: It's obvious why USC wanted him. He's a physical receiver that will win contest passer and truck/stiff arm players in the open field. He looks to make a great pro prospect in the future


TIGHT ENDS

None. Unknown if staff is recruiting for this class.

OFFENSIVE LINE

(I am not going to give my verdict or player comps because I stink at evaluating O-Line)

Name: Tyler Miller
Height & Weight: 6'-9" 285 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star
Play Style: Balanced Run/Pass
Early Enrollee: Yes
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS So
Strengths: Size, Pass Protection
Areas of Improvement: Hips
Projected Position: LT (RT for Dekkers and Bouman)

Name: Hayden Pauls
Height & Weight: 6'-4"270 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star
Play Style: Balanced Pass/Run
Early Enrollee: yes
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS So
Strengths:Technique, Hips
Areas of Improvement: Strength, weight
Projected Position: RG


Name: Sam Rengert
Height & Weight: 6'-7" 290 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star
Play Style: Big Mauler
Early Enrollee: No
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS So
Strengths: MEAN DUDE, Pancakes
Areas of Improvement: Pass Pro
Projected Position: RT (Left for Dekkers and Bouman)


Name: Brady Petersen
Height & Weight: 6'-5" 275 lbs
Star Rating: 3 star
Play Style: Run Heavy
Early Enrollee: No
When He Could See Significant Playing Time: RS Jr
Strengths: Run Blocking, Technique
Areas of Improvement: Hips
Projected Position: LG



Need gift idea: A night out in Des Moines area

Hello fanatics, I looked through 13 pages of old off topic threads and couldn't find my answer so here goes.

I want to give a Christmas gift to sister and BIL (early 30s, two kids under 4). They don't get out much recently but they live near Ankeny. I'm thinking a gift card to a restaurant/brewery that was within walking distance of some entertainment.

What does Des Moines/Ankeny/Ames area offer for quality breweries, restaurants, shows etc? They've probably been to several of the usual stops and they're not much for the Court Ave college bars.

Sorry I don't have a lot of specifics, but that might help keep options open. For his 30th bday we took a group to the Iowa Taproom and he loved it. Great beer/food, but that was all we did. I don't remember what's near there for entertainment so I was hoping for some suggestions.

Thanks!

Driver Who Used Excessive Amount of Air Freshener Blows Own Car Up By Lighting Cigarette

Heard this one on the radio yesterday. Cliff notes version:

- Excessive use of an air freshener inside car.
- Driver lights a cigarette without ventilating interior first.
- Car explodes blowing out windows of car, buckling doors, and damaging windows of nearby businesses.
- The driver climbs out of car with no apparent injuries!

https://www.newsweek.com/driver-blows-car-lights-cigarette-air-freshener-1477445
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An interesting Iowa State vs. Notre Dame analysis

The following was submitted to me from a guy I have known from the Cyclone interwebs for years. He goes by Cygarin over on Paul Clark's board. I really enjoy his analysis. He said it'd be ok if I shared with you all. Enjoy.

Below you will find a comparison of performance between Iowa State and Notre Dame, broken down into opponent strength ranges.

Make note.....

All opponent’s power rankings have been adjusted for home field advantage.

The over/under performance of each game has been normalized by considering both Iowa State and Notre Dame as having an exactly equal power rating. Thus, all performances can be equally compared.



TOP 15 EQUIVALENTS


95.81 @ OKLAHOMA LOSS +18 POINT OVER PERFORMANCE
95.71 @ GEORGIA LOSS +12
92.84 @ MICHIGAN LOSS -16
88.25 @ BAYLOR LOSS +10

Summary:

Win-Loss....

Neither team had any success, and thus neither team showed an advantage.

Margin....

Iowa State clearly had advantage having two double-digit over performances.

Notre Dame suffered a double digit underperformance to Michigan mid-season.


TOP 16-30 EQUIVALENTS

84.20 @ KANSAS STATE LOSS -2
81.29 H TEXAS WIN +7
80.28 H IOWA LOSS +3
79.32 H OKLAHOMA STATE LOSS -4
78.11 H USC WIN +3
78.06 @ TEXAS TECH WIN +12

Summary:

Win-Loss...

Arguably advantage Iowa State by virtue of having two wins in this range to Notre Dame's just one.

Arguably advantage Notre Dame by virtue that Iowa State has three losses to Notre Dame's none.

Overall I would call this one slight advantage Iowa State due to Texas being a higher ranked win, and also that Iowa State beat Texas Tech on the road.

Margin....

A wash of sorts.

In one game, Notre Dame had a 3-point over performance.

Iowa State "averaged" a 3.2 over performance.

Almost impossible to discern is what Notre Dame would have done with more games in this range, but all indicators suggests that 50-50 success would be highly probable.

TOP 31-45 EQUIVALENTS


77.05 H VIRGINIA TECH WIN +1
76.52 H TCU WIN +25
75.23 H NAVY WIN +29
75.22 @ WEST VIRGINIA WIN +23

Summary:

Win-loss....

Tie

Margin.....

Slight advantage Iowa State by virtue of having two 20-plus over performances.

Notre Dame had one 20-plus over performance ,but also had just a 1-pointer


TOP 45-55 EQUIVALENTS


73.49 @ STANFORD WIN +17
73.45 H VIRGINIA WIN +11
73.03 @ DUKE WIN +26

Summary: None.....Iowa State played no games in this range.

TOP 55-75 EQUIVALENTS

70.06 @ LOUISVILLE WIN +10
67.80 H BOSTON COLLEGE WIN +23

Summary: None…..Iowa State played no games in this range.


SUB-75 EQUIVALENTS


60.40 H KANSAS WIN -6
55.31 H NORTHERN IOWA WIN -21
55.03 H ULM WIN +31
54.22 H NEW MEXICO WIN +28
42.73 H BOWLING GREEN WIN +17

Summary:

Win-Loss: Tie- all games were won

Margin: Huge advantage Notre Dame, but largely irrelevant.


GRAND SUMMARY:


What is most notable is that Notre Dame payed only three opponents in the 16th to 45th range....and all three of these were played at home.

This is a VERY small sample to assess Notre Dame’s performance against credible opponents outside the top-15, and the home advantage arguably skews things a bit...at least from the standpoint of not knowing how Notre Dame can do on the road.

Conversely, where Notre Dame played only three... Iowa State played seven opponents in this mid-range....giving ample data, and showing that Iowa State has been heavily battle tested in this range.

It does appear that Notre Dame fared better at home than on the road, but lack of data makes it difficult to validate that premise.

The only range where Notre Dame has a performance advantage over Iowa State is in the sub-75 equivalent range...where Notre Dame smoked all of their opponents, and Iowa State struggled. Both teams won all their games, and so far as the bowl goes, the data in this range is irrelevant.

Iowa State had by far the more difficult "upper half" and "last half" strength of schedule, and is difficult to say what impact season fatigue played on the season-long performance, when compared to Notre Dame's.

Indeed, the only time all season that Notre Dame played back-to-back top-30 opponents was USC followed by Michigan....which resulted in a royal arse-kicking by the Wolverines.

To compare....Iowa State had only one three-game stretch where they did not play a top-30 team.

More critically in Iowa State's last six games....the Cyclones played only one team not top-25.

Whereby Notre Dame played not single team top-30 in their last five games after Michigan, and that one was a relatively lightweight 30th ranked Navy at home.....a 45th ranked equivalent.

To conclude......

All indications are that this 10-2 team and 7-5 team are equals regardless of the record disparity.

The data not only shows that Notre Dame's ten-win season was biased by the schedule....it was a direct product of the schedule.

At worst, as can be clearly seen......both teams are pretty much equal in all performance categories in the top-45 ranges.

If anything, the data suggests that Iowa State has been the better performer based on margin performance, even in their losses.

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