Worst names you have ever heard?

Dr. Richard Payne just retired from USDA. We didn't always see eye to eye, thus I only referred to him **** Payne.

A nephew & wife just had their second child. They were expecting anther girl, but surprise surprise, it was a boy. They were unprepared so they suddenly named him Laykin ... almost the same letters as his big sister Kinley. I had never heard of it so I googled it to see what I was missing. Looks like the name pretty much didn't exist until 2012 and according to the internets it's a girl's name. I still don't know what caused its meteoric rise in popularity.

I guess i'm too old to understand.
 
Dr. Richard Payne just retired from USDA. We didn't always see eye to eye, thus I only referred to him **** Payne.

A nephew & wife just had their second child. They were expecting anther girl, but surprise surprise, it was a boy. They were unprepared so they suddenly named him Laykin ... almost the same letters as his big sister Kinley. I had never heard of it so I googled it to see what I was missing. Looks like the name pretty much didn't exist until 2012 and according to the internets it's a girl's name. I still don't know what caused its meteoric rise in popularity.

I guess i'm too old to understand.


I know a Lakin who would be about out of high school by now.

Richard Wood. According to those who knew interacting with him, he actually was a ****.
 
When I was a driver for DaVinci's there was a customer named Sara Dash*t. Happened to be a (very attractive) young woman of Indian or middle eastern descent.

Way back in the day when I worked at Hy-Vee in high school I took a check from a younger couple with the last name "Bang*sser". Their first names were forgettable and added nothing to the hilarity. Nice people, nightmare of a last name.
 
I completely forgot about this. When I worked at Rock Island Arsenal one of the big shots in another tenant agency's chief was named Harry Hyman. The first time I saw correspondence from him I figured the guys in the office were trying to pull one over on the new guy. Nope, real guy.

Ah yeah, Harry Hyman father of Buster Hyman.
 
If I'm drunk when my wife gives birth I'm naming that kid Tyranno, Ty for short. Badass name.
 
There was a girl in my High School named Stars Ann Stripes. Her last name was Stripes and her parents thought it was creative. She hated it and went by Ann.

There was the infamous Le-a (le dash a) in a neighboring school.

There was also a family with the last name Clapsaddle in my school as well
 
My CE 160 teacher from freshman year has a son named Harry Wang.

Me and my friend in that class burst out laughing when we found it on her personal webpage in the middle of her lecture.
 

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