Worst names you have ever heard?

[SaraV]

Ohhhhh, how did I forget this?

My best friend in high school. Adream...pronounced "A-dreem" Yeeaaahh, her dad was supposedly asleep when...well, y'know.

My mom was a 3rd/4th grade teacher before I was born, and there was a student named Matthew she wasn't too fond of. He would be on the swing during recess, and to the rhythm of the swing going back and forth, he would chant "Mrs...Miller...is a...killer..." She swore then that if she ever had sons, she would never name them Matthew.

And for the love of God, if you have multiples, don't give them similar names. They're already going to share last names and dates of birth, and it's likely that they'll have similar social security numbers. This will cause problems for them later in life. (See twins named Sheri (SHARE-ee) and Sheree (shah-REE))

 

[isuska]

Douvet, like a comforter

 

[cyrevkah]

Douvet, like a comforter

I thought we already discussed how those are different. :smile:

 

[besserheimerphat]

And for the love of God, if you have multiples, don't give them similar names. They're already going to share last names and dates of birth, and it's likely that they'll have similar social security numbers. This will cause problems for them later in life. (See twins named Sheri (SHARE-ee) and Sheree (shah-REE))

Ha, I was a the doctor today and the guy in front of me checked in as Bruce, and said "Now don't confuse me with my twin brother Brice. You guys have done that the last two times I came in."

 

[ISUATC]

A friend named his daughter and son, Hayden and Gable... I laugh inside...

 

[Cyclonic1]

A couple that played in front of our group at our golf club in West Chicago - Dave and Ura Fish (Ura is Swedish)

 

[Prone2Clone]

Mitch Cumstein

 

[MeanDean]

I completely forgot about this. When I worked at Rock Island Arsenal one of the big shots in another tenant agency's chief was named Harry Hyman. The first time I saw correspondence from him I figured the guys in the office were trying to pull one over on the new guy. Nope, real guy.

 

[jaretac]

Clark Kent - no joke

 

[CascadeClone]

I legitimately went to High School with a guy named Richard Annis.

Sounds familiar...

 

[tube1]

How about Fonda Dicks? I think she played high school basketball here in Iowa.

 

[CascadeClone]

I really do think the world will look like Idiocracy someday, only it will be much sooner than we think.

Someday?

 

[Clonedogg]

A girl at work named her daughter "Charm". That's a name I think sounded like a neat idea when she was a girl in middle school and she just stuck with it until she really did have a daughter and named her Charm.

 

[jaretac]

My wife works with a girl named Douglas.

I work with a guy named Michael Buble.

 

[EZpickins]

Anyone remember this guy from back in the day?
Longar Longar Stats, Bio - ESPN

 

[cowgirl836]

No one mentioned Phillip Phillips?

 

[Cyvilian]

My wife is a teacher - Abcde (ab' si dee) and Jell-o come to mind.

 

[WooBadger18]

No one mentioned Phillip Phillips?

That's another one I hate. Why would you give your kid the same name as their last name?

 

[NebraskaCY]

At my sons' daycare there is a boy named Semaj (James spelled backwards) and there is a radio broadcaster here in Omaha that's name is Mike'l.

 

[CyArob]

No one mentioned Phillip Phillips?

Reminds me of Robert Robertson from my high school.