I honestly wish to inflict bodily harm on those effing little punk-butt kids on the AT&T commercial. You know the one where the little bastards are all hopped up on Mt Dew and you just KNOW the "proud" parents are just off camera thinking their little hell-spawn are cute and everyone loves them doing the "kids say the darndest things" take-off? Gawd I hate kids.
Physical harm..
Physical harm..