When You Win PB or Mega Lottey

[Trice]

Save your tickets for the inevitable class action lawsuit.

 

[VeloClone]

Racecars
Hot women and vacations

Oh and I'll be frequently taking out blocks of TV time to air my grievances and publicly shame people I don't like (the list is long and growing).

During political time I will flood the TV channels with my commercials so the political ads can't get much time.

I will spend every last penny before I die.

How I now picture Curt...

 

[06_CY]

The company I used to work for was contracted on standby to audit the lottery drawing. Was a weird situation where someone needed to be on-call each Wednesday and Saturday in case needed.

 

[LeaningCy]

Oof I was soooo close to $1.9B, I only missed all five numbers and the powerball. Guess I'll be throwing in another $2 tomorrow.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

California Ticket Wins Record $2.04 Billion Powerball Jackpot—Here’s How Much They’ll Pay In Taxes

The prize is the largest jackpot in national lottery history after no winning ticket had been sold since August.

www.forbes.com

 

[SCNCY]

I thought for sure someone would win.

 

[simply1]

Oof I was soooo close to $1.9B, I only missed all five numbers and the powerball. Guess I'll be throwing in another $2 tomorrow.

We tied!!

 

[CycloneErik]

Two #s were something like reasonably close. I'll settle for a quarter of the prize and let y'all play for the rest.

 

[ClonerJams]

I feel you should get something if you get a number right. Getting 1/6 numbers means you get 1/6 of the jackpot.

 

[mynameisjonas]

Los Angeles times is reporting that at least one person won the jackpot.

 

[3TrueFans]

Los Angeles times is reporting that at least one person won the jackpot.

Fake news

 

[houjix]

Los Angeles times is reporting that at least one person won the jackpot.

Ialottery has updated to show the next jackpot is only 20 mil.

 

[baller21]

Oh ****…here we go.

 

[wxman1]

 

[mynameisjonas]

The one Winner was in California. Of course it was!

 

[enisthemenace]

The one Winner was in California. Of course it was!

Dammit. Now I have to catch up on all the work I haven’t done the last couple of weeks.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Some just got like 1/8 of the entire Russian military yearly budget…hmmmm

 

[MartyFine]

 

[cyclones500]

I've long wanted to try this strategy (from "Lost in America").

“My wife and I represent the few people … who have taken the chance, and made a mistake.”

 

[coolerifyoudid]

This seems like a good time to reach out to my brother and sister in California and let them know I'm thinking about them.