Things your kids have said
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6 years ago my daughter was 2. Wasn't speaking overly clear, but there were a few words she knew and we could understand.
One afternoon I was making some ribs and got a little too much heat on the ribs with a glaze on, so it turned into a burnt outside. I was a little frustrated... and shouted out mother ******. The 2 year old clear as day repeated that back. Not KY finer moment, but we got a nice laugh out of it.
One afternoon I was making some ribs and got a little too much heat on the ribs with a glaze on, so it turned into a burnt outside. I was a little frustrated... and shouted out mother ******. The 2 year old clear as day repeated that back. Not KY finer moment, but we got a nice laugh out of it.
One of my go-to phrases is “d*cking around”. When my daughter was potty training at 3 years old, she was in the bathroom for a long time with the door shut.
Me “what are you doing in there?”
Her “just d*cking around!”
Me “good job using it in the right context, let’s not say that word again though”
Me “what are you doing in there?”
Her “just d*cking around!”
Me “good job using it in the right context, let’s not say that word again though”
The grand niece is closing in on 20 months or so just doing good with some words. Time to be more careful when in her presence. I'm not terribly foul mouthed in most settings but sometimes one will slip out in the flow of conversation.
My 25 year old son likes to sign birthday cards "from your fastest sperm"
Flying with my sister and her daughter many years ago. Daughter around 3 or 4 and being a creep. Waiting to take off. Airplane packed. Everyone agitated. Niece getting worse finally my sister screams at her to shut up and put her head down in her lap. Dead silence as kid obeys. 30 seconds later Niece sits up and yells.... "mom your butt stinks!" All surrounding passengers just lose it in laughter. Awkward walk off the plane for sister few hours later.
My older daughter, now 20 and at ISU had some really interesting things she said as a toddler. the big one goes like this. We live next to a nature preserve, it's in our back yard, with a pond and a lot of protected wetlands. Every spring for the first couple years of her life she'd walk around the house saying, "F**kies, F**kies. It wasn't until about year 4 we figured out she was saying "Froggies" because of all the frogs during mating season croaking. It can be deafening in late April and early May.
The other one was "Babba Jew" Whenever she wanted her sippy cup she would say it, trying to say, "Bottle of Juice" but it always came out as "Babba Jew" Where I live, NW suburbs of Chicago, you don't want your kid just screaming out "Babba Jew" as you are walking through the mall. Yeah, I know Malls aren't a thing now, but as I said, she's 20 now.
The other one was "Babba Jew" Whenever she wanted her sippy cup she would say it, trying to say, "Bottle of Juice" but it always came out as "Babba Jew" Where I live, NW suburbs of Chicago, you don't want your kid just screaming out "Babba Jew" as you are walking through the mall. Yeah, I know Malls aren't a thing now, but as I said, she's 20 now.
When we lived in Overland Park, KS, we had a new parish that had Mass in the new St Thomas Aquinas High School lobby while the new church was being built. I would tell our kids (age 5 and 3) when we went to Mass that this was Jesus's house and they needed to behave. One Sunday they had a pancake breakfast in the gym and when we walked in my 5 year old son said "Wow, I didn't know Jesus played basketball!".
Took daughter to first day of Faith Formation and had to take the younger son who isn't enrolled.
During orientation son asks questions about the guy on the crucifixion. Explain it the best I could.
After orientation they had cookies so kids grabbed their cookies and as we are leaving son smells cookie and says "Ah smells like Jesus".
During orientation son asks questions about the guy on the crucifixion. Explain it the best I could.
After orientation they had cookies so kids grabbed their cookies and as we are leaving son smells cookie and says "Ah smells like Jesus".
As a toddler, I had a slight speech delay. I also had a Fisher Price playhouse with a handle at the top. I'd haul this toy around our house, using a gay slur as an adjective while I strained to carry it. This language was not used in our house, so it took quite some time for my parents to figure out I meant "heavy".
Two yr old currently loves fire trucks but it definitely comes out as "fire ****".
My wife’s family had an outing at Okoboji a dozen years ago. We walk into the somewhat grungy lakeside restaurant in that plaza by Arnold’s Park and my bushy blonde haired 5 year old son yells out to the whole place…”it smells like a bagina in here.” The place absolutely erupted. BTW, that’s “bagina” with a “b” which made it even funnier.
Back when we only had two kids, traveling from in-laws with ice on the roads and more coming down. Begged husband just to stop and get a room somewhere. Finally after a pickup spins out and comes inches from crashing into us, he says we will pull over at the next stop for a while. Youngest, who was three, marches into a truckstop and tells the cashier and the customers in line, “My Daddy just tried to kill us all. Mommy was praying.”
Cashier looks at me and says, “You want me to call the authorities?”
Cashier looks at me and says, “You want me to call the authorities?”
A woman that worked for my parents had a granddaughter that loved to eat at Kenfucky Fried Chicken.
Right in the middle of my 30th birthday party with many friends in attendance my 8yo son asks “what’s master….” the raw laughter from everyone who heard it was something I will never forget. He turned bright red. Mom came quickly to his rescue. He never asked anything like that again with people around. I assume someone at the party used that word and he was just being curious.
I have to confess I’m struggling to figure this out
Younger daughter got bit by a dog when she was probably 7 years old. Took her to the ER, she got a few stitches. A week or so later she was real sick of dealing with the stitches and the bandages. She was putting her dishes into the sink and dropped them. Asked her if she was ok or if she needed any help, she replied "I'm FINE, I just want to get these damn stitches out..." She then immediately looked at me as I looked at her, knowing she used a bad word, and she shouted out "I said DANG! I said DANG!"
She's 18 now and we laugh about that story to this day.
She's 18 now and we laugh about that story to this day.
When mine was around that age he loved dump trucks, but every time he said it it sounded exactly like "dumb ****". There were a couple times I had to explain things when we were out in public.