The unofficial summary of the "true" connections we have to the athletic program or to ISU (and my lame attempt to keep the thread going).........................
#1. Sleeps with someone who has ties to ISU. 6 :skeptical:
#2. Athlete or former athlete. 8
#3. Crazy, painted, ISU crowd member. 3
#4. Knocked Johnny Orr off his feet. At least 1 :wink:
#5. ISU jersey collector. 1
#6. ISU everything collector. 1
#7. Affiliated with the marching band. 6 :yes:
#8. Cy cereal lover. 1
#9. Defaced McCarney shirt. 1 :no:
#10. Really, really, really hates the Hawks. 7 :biggrin:
#11. Dated cheerleader. 2 (See #1 above)
#12. Wrestled Harold Nichols in his underwear. (Harold, in his underwear, not the poster's underwear) 1 :biglaugh:
#13. At workplace and met player. 6
#14. Knew Pete Taylor. 5
#15. Worked in, or works in, athletic department. 11
#16. Alum or student. 19
#17. Bailed friend out of jail after ISU bowl game. at least 1 :yes:
#18. Discharged firearm celebrating ISU victory. 1 :wideeyed:
#19. ISU riot attendee. at least 1 :no:
#20. Haluska lookalike. 1
#21. Saw Willoughby,Pratt, Cato, and Bankhead camera operating ineptitude. 1 :biglaugh:
#22. Hung out with "The Mayor's" family. 1
#23. Knew the one person to ever beat Cael in wrestling. 1
#24. Knew Eustachy had clogged a toilet. 1 :biglaugh:
#25. Noticed Hornacek was eyeing his (eventual) wife. 1
#26. Says Atif Austin is the worst BB player he has seen. 1 :no:
#27. Cyclone record, paper airplane flight producer. 1
#28. Served President Regan when in Ames. 1
#29. Served Oklahoma football team food at halftime. 1
#30. One murder. --Police have been notified. :mask:
#31. ISU emblazoned on chest. (Chest hair shaver.) 1
#32. Knows Tyson and DeAndre keep a messy house. 1
#33. Really, REALLY bled for the Cyclones. at least 2 :wideeyed:
#34. Knew famous atomic scientist Frank Spedding at ISU. 1
#35. Remembers Hornacek hit 80 foot jumper at the buzzer to beat Miami of Ohio in OT, AND was in attendance. Everyone. :biglaugh:
#36. Faced Chizik at 7:30 am about the fire alarm. 1
#37. Oskyclone,Superfan, and Flagguy spend too much time together going to ISU events. :wink:
#38. Drives firetruck for the Spirit Walk. 1
#39. Spends time with wrestlers and cheerleaders tippin' cows. 1
#40. Bounced by ISU All American Wrestler Chris Taylor. 1
#41. Went to Arrowhead, missed outcome, but hit elderly lady. 1
#42. ISU Fan Site Operator's sister. 1 :cute:
#43. Saw "Walking Cy" shirt in junior high and was sold on ISU site unseen. 1 :yes:
#44. Been going to ISU games for over 50 years. 1 :notworthy:
We did not find Jamie Pollard or Coach Gene Chizik. :sad:
#1. Sleeps with someone who has ties to ISU. 6 :skeptical:
#2. Athlete or former athlete. 8
#3. Crazy, painted, ISU crowd member. 3
#4. Knocked Johnny Orr off his feet. At least 1 :wink:
#5. ISU jersey collector. 1
#6. ISU everything collector. 1
#7. Affiliated with the marching band. 6 :yes:
#8. Cy cereal lover. 1
#9. Defaced McCarney shirt. 1 :no:
#10. Really, really, really hates the Hawks. 7 :biggrin:
#11. Dated cheerleader. 2 (See #1 above)
#12. Wrestled Harold Nichols in his underwear. (Harold, in his underwear, not the poster's underwear) 1 :biglaugh:
#13. At workplace and met player. 6
#14. Knew Pete Taylor. 5
#15. Worked in, or works in, athletic department. 11
#16. Alum or student. 19
#17. Bailed friend out of jail after ISU bowl game. at least 1 :yes:
#18. Discharged firearm celebrating ISU victory. 1 :wideeyed:
#19. ISU riot attendee. at least 1 :no:
#20. Haluska lookalike. 1
#21. Saw Willoughby,Pratt, Cato, and Bankhead camera operating ineptitude. 1 :biglaugh:
#22. Hung out with "The Mayor's" family. 1
#23. Knew the one person to ever beat Cael in wrestling. 1
#24. Knew Eustachy had clogged a toilet. 1 :biglaugh:
#25. Noticed Hornacek was eyeing his (eventual) wife. 1
#26. Says Atif Austin is the worst BB player he has seen. 1 :no:
#27. Cyclone record, paper airplane flight producer. 1
#28. Served President Regan when in Ames. 1
#29. Served Oklahoma football team food at halftime. 1
#30. One murder. --Police have been notified. :mask:
#31. ISU emblazoned on chest. (Chest hair shaver.) 1
#32. Knows Tyson and DeAndre keep a messy house. 1
#33. Really, REALLY bled for the Cyclones. at least 2 :wideeyed:
#34. Knew famous atomic scientist Frank Spedding at ISU. 1
#35. Remembers Hornacek hit 80 foot jumper at the buzzer to beat Miami of Ohio in OT, AND was in attendance. Everyone. :biglaugh:
#36. Faced Chizik at 7:30 am about the fire alarm. 1
#37. Oskyclone,Superfan, and Flagguy spend too much time together going to ISU events. :wink:
#38. Drives firetruck for the Spirit Walk. 1
#39. Spends time with wrestlers and cheerleaders tippin' cows. 1
#40. Bounced by ISU All American Wrestler Chris Taylor. 1
#41. Went to Arrowhead, missed outcome, but hit elderly lady. 1
#42. ISU Fan Site Operator's sister. 1 :cute:
#43. Saw "Walking Cy" shirt in junior high and was sold on ISU site unseen. 1 :yes:
#44. Been going to ISU games for over 50 years. 1 :notworthy:
We did not find Jamie Pollard or Coach Gene Chizik. :sad:
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