The Official Friday thread......

[dosry5]

Not really. I say a lot of **** I don't mean to get laid. Like "I love you".

I just spit some salad out......

You're all man GeronimusClone...and I mean that in a very hetero way.

 

[4429 mcc]

A) I was 18
B) she was the hottest girl I had bagged at that point in my life
C) I was unaware of her insanity at the moment I gave her my #

I learned a few things on the fly that night. Definitely one of the more educational experiences of my 1st year in college.

Reminds me of a time when I lived in IC after college and I had a buddy out. He hooked up with a Freshman or Soph, gave her his #. The next morning I told him to savor that moment because that'll probably be the last 19 year old you'll ever be with. She called he told her he lied and that he was 25, she hung up.


Lunch time work bought pizza!

 

[IcSyU]

Glad to see that 78 has taken IcSyU's role in dosry's crosshairs today.

I'm on vacation. He's doing a great deed.

Why would that ever make you happy? Those two shared something special and all be damned if I am going to break that up.

You can't break us up. Our relationship is too strong.

Speaking of IcSyU, someone should go check on him in his mother's basement to see if he's passed out or still breathing. The young'ns, they just can't hold their alcohol.

I'm here...damn hot girl in Aeropostale convinced me to buy more shirts I don't need. Damn her. (Got a # though...awkward as hell when a girl asks "Can I have your phone number and text you so you'll have mine? This situation is NOT optimal, because if said girl was ugly and I didn't want said girl's number, when she asks did I get her number and what it is, I'd be screwed!)

My guess for a typical convo there:

IcSyU's mom: Sweetie. Why don't you go outside and play. It's so nice out.
IcSyU: Aww gee, mom. I want to stay on CF to see what happens.
IcSyU's mom: I don't think that's a good idea, buddybear. I don't want you hanging around with dosry5 too much, cause he's coming over, err, he's not a good influence.
IcSyU: O.K.

**** you.

I won't be there long.....:wink:

I thought we had something special :cry:

 

[Cyclonick182]

Not really. I say a lot of **** I don't mean to get laid. Like "I love you".

Is that the same kind of lines you used when lying to parents to? I dont smoke. I studied all through college. She said she was 18. Ect Ect? :wink:

 

[dosry5]

I'm here...damn hot girl in Aeropostale convinced me to buy more shirts I don't need. Damn her. (Got a # though...awkward as hell when a girl asks "Can I have your phone number and text you so you'll have mine? This situation is NOT optimal, because if said girl was ugly and I didn't want said girl's number, when she asks did I get her number and what it is, I'd be screwed!)

**** you.

Did she have an adam's apple?

 

[Cycloin]

I just spit some salad out......

You're all man GeronimusClone...and I mean that in a very hetero way.

oxymoron: (okseemawron) n. rhet. figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjuction.

 

[Al_4_State]

Not really. I say a lot of **** I don't mean to get laid. Like "I love you".

That's where I drew the line. Just couldn't quite bring myself to open that Pandora's Box...

 

[MoreCowbell]

Should I also hand over my man card while I'm saying this? :wink:

I think that gets confiscated the day you put the ring on her finger.

 

[dosry5]

oxymoron: (okseemawron) n. rhet. figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjuction.

No where in my post was the term--"toss"

 

[cyclonepower]

Not really. I say a lot of **** I don't mean to get laid. Like "I love you".

haha...that line always works

 

[GeronimusClone]

Is that the same kind of lines you used when lying to parents to? I dont smoke. I studied all through college. She said she was 18. Ect Ect? :wink:

Pretty much.

 

[dosry5]

I think that gets confiscated the day you put the ring on her finger.

This is just so completely untrue. You married the wrong woman if you lose your man card.

 

[GeronimusClone]

That's where I drew the line. Just couldn't quite bring myself to open that Pandora's Box...

The funny thing is, you don't even have to mean it, or plan on meaning it in the near future. It's pretty sweet.

 

[MoreCowbell]

This is just so completely untrue. You married the wrong woman if you lose your man card.

Sorry, forgot

 

[dosry5]

Sorry, forgot

Does Mr. MoreCowbell have his man card still?

 

[GeronimusClone]

This is just so completely untrue. You married the wrong woman if you lose your man card.

Congratulations on being the first to get two in the sig. You are truly blessed now.

 

[IcSyU]

I think that gets confiscated the day you put the ring on her finger.

Um, that's confiscated a helluva lot sooner than that!

 

[DesertClone1]

Hey. Some of the best rounds ever golfed were in the rain. Just ask the Bishop from Caddyshack.

Oh i don't think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite sometime... I'd keep playing... Later the Bishop gets struck by lightning

 

[tim_redd]

The funny thing is, you don't even have to mean it, or plan on meaning it in the near future. It's pretty sweet.

Totally agree. It's like shooting fish in a barrel...

 

[Cycloin]

This is just so completely untrue. You married the wrong woman if you lose your man card.

Someone's been channelling Phaedrus.