Why would that ever make you happy? Those two shared something special and all be damned if I am going to break that up.
I'm guessing his mom is hotter than yours...
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I'm guessing his mom is hotter than yours...
Getting this thread back on track...if you are look for a relationship girl, but just a short-termer, the hot/crazy girl is where it's at. If she is a little crazy out of the sack, she'll be crazy in the sack!!! But be warned, she is crazy. So know you will somehow pay for that really great night.
Yeah, check that, this is only two in a row for me. Those damn kids ****ed up the first one. . . :no:
My guess for a typical convo there:
IcSyU's mom: Sweetie. Why don't you go outside and play. It's so nice out.
IcSyU: Aww gee, mom. I want to stay on CF to see what happens.
IcSyU's mom: I don't think that's a good idea, buddybear. I don't want you hanging around with dosry5 too much, cause he's coming over, err, he's not a good influence.
IcSyU: O.K.
Dont ever take a crazy girl home/ unbalanced or no-self esteem hot girl sure. Crazy girls are like blood hounds they will track you down b/c they thought they "connected" with you. no self-esteem girl just thinks something is wrong with her and thats why you left in the middle of the night.
Truer words rarely spoken.
Case in point: Freshman year, I went back to a girl's place from a party on Welch. Sticking with Geronimus's Rule #4, I held so I had to pee and grabbed some protection at Kum and Go. We went back to her place and "listened to music". It was pretty wild, we're talking Frank Zappa guitar solos. She suddenly stops and says "I have a boyfriend! I'm supposed to be in love with someone else". I look at her with a puzzled expression, and then she said "to hell with it" and continued. She called me the next day, and I pretended like I was a stranger answering a call on a lost phone. 3 years later I saw her name written on the bathroom wall in an unnamed Ames bar with the following "____ is ******* crazy. Call for a good time..."
If you've seen the movie The Score I picture it like the scene with the computer dude in his mom's basement.
Well, yeah...you never take her home. I thought that was a given. If she is really crazy, she'll have a better idea anyway. Something like breaking into to the pool to do it.
I now understand your decision to go to law school.
BTW, I think that is pure genius, although it begs the question why did you give her your number?
Hopefully it was to seal the deal, if thats the case use 515-244-5611...always a winner.
Has anyone else had experience with their future bride going psycho during the invitation progress? If so any advice would be appreciated.
Brilliant minds think alike. I have used the weather hotline on numerous occasions.
Smile and nod and let her do what she wants. It works out best for everyone.
And whatever you do, don't do anything that may require hand surgery the week before your wedding (like pop a tendon while playing flag football). While it may be funny years later, at the time she will not be amused. Yes, I speak from experience.
A) I was 18
B) she was the hottest girl I had bagged at that point in my life
C) I was unaware of her insanity at the moment I gave her my #
I learned a few things on the fly that night. Definitely one of the more educational experiences of my 1st year in college.
Great similar advice I've received concerning hot women:
No matter how good looking she is, remember, there's some (at LEAST one) man out there somewhere who's tired of putting up with her ****. And usually the hotter the girl, the more tired the guy is.
Define going psycho.
Too many guests?
Parents too involved? (personal experience here)
You're too involved?
You're not involved enough? (got experience with this one, too.)
Hates her bridesmaids?
Hates you groomsmen? (yep)
So many questions...
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