Thanksgiving food sins thread

[cowgirl836]

Old timers. Usually it’s the grandparents.

It’s the shredded carrots not whole ones.

Celery, too. I remember that growing up.

 

[Angie]

Who TF does this. That’s not real, you stop this right now.

Methodists do this. At every funeral.

I have written out in my own funeral instructions that all I want served are jellos with different vegetables and carrots in them and Miracle Whip on top, because I am dead and it's my last gift to everyone, let's watch the world burn.

 

[KnappShack]

Who TF does this. That’s not real, you stop this right now.

No. It's real. I...I....remember *sniff sniff*

 

[BCClone]

Oysters make zero sense to me and should not be food.

Unless it’s for the wife, amiright?

 

[BCClone]

Celery, too. I remember that growing up.

I got lucky there, never had that. Guess they were trying to get us to eat vegetables.

 

[KnappShack]

Pumpkin Pie and Sweet Potatoes are garbage.

From your mouth to God's ear!

**** anything pumpkin. Especially some kind of ******** mash that tries to pass as a pie

And sweet potatoes? Hand me a plate of those and it goes directly into the trash.
.

 

[BCClone]

Methodists do this. At every funeral.

I have written out in my own funeral instructions that all I want served are jellos with different vegetables and carrots in them and Miracle Whip on top, because I am dead and it's my last gift to everyone, let's watch the world burn.

Maybe why I haven’t seen it as much lately, switched to Lutheran when I got married.

 

[bos]

From your mouth to God's ear!

**** anything pumpkin. Especially some kind of ******** mash that tries to pass as a pie

And sweet potatoes? Hand me a plate of those and it goes directly into the trash.
.

 

[kirk89gt]

Right on! Cooking a turkey is a pain, and most Thanksgiving sides (besides mashed potatoes) are nasty. We are travelling, but our host is having parmesan crusted chicken this year which sounds great to me!

Turkey as a whole is a pain, however spatchcocking and smoking balances the pain with some reward as it turns out great!

Parm chicken sounds tasty!

 

[isufbcurt]

Oh and that bag of "giblets" that comes with the turkey. Just throw it way. If you try to make "gravy" with those giblets (read as "catfish bait"), I'll know and be forced to mock you.

You mean the heart and gizzard? I love eating those.

 

[Al_4_State]

I'm very excited for smoked ribs today!!

I’m hosting Thanksgiving on my mom’s side next weekend, and that’s exactly what I’m making

 

[ketchupnmustard]

You mean the heart and gizzard? I love eating those.

You forgot the liver. Unprocessed Braunschweiger.

 

[Trice]

Turkey as a whole is a pain, however spatchcocking and smoking balances the pain with some reward as it turns out great!

Parm chicken sounds tasty!

Started spatchcocking a few years ago and now I have no idea why anyone would make a turkey any other way. So much easier.

 

[RealisticCy]

My mom (and grandma used to) do lime jello with green olives and celery in it. Want to make me dry heave? That’d do it.

It's sounds like they were actually trying to make you throw up......had you just mistakenly swallowed anti-freeze or something?

 

[soakitinCYder]

Pumpkin Pie and Sweet Potatoes are garbage.

just go to to prison

 

[JM4CY]

You forgot the liver. Unprocessed Braunschweiger.

And peel the paint off the bathroom the next morning.

 

[ClonerJams]

Pea salad. Plus when 60% of the ingredient is mayo, I don't think you can call it a salad.

 

[madguy30]

In general, or for Thanksgiving specifically? Because hamballs done right are fantastic. But I'd agree it's a lot to handle with all the other Thanksgiving food.

For Thanksgiving and I poated later that grilled is the way to go.

 

[ketchupnmustard]

As long as the old people keep showing up to these family holiday gatherings, so does the jar of pickled herring.
I like black licorice so I understand living the life of a degenerate weirdo.
But pickled herring?

 

[cyclones500]

As long as the old people keep showing up to these family holiday gatherings, so does the jar of pickled herring.
I like black licorice so I understand living the life of a degenerate weirdo.
But pickled herring?

You should try pickled licorice!