Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack
- Thread starter ScottyP
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Wonder if the man with the yellow hat was around?
How did this kind of thing happen AFTER Tom Herman left?
Hey man, it's like his personal choice after doing his own research. He probably has a deeply held personal religious exemption from dating non monkey strippers. I think he just started the First Church of the Simian Pole Straddler. I hope Abbot gets laws in place to provide unemployment benefits to courageous individuals who sacrifice their jobs for monkey freedom.
If you are scared of monkeys then you had better just stay home while the rest of us live our lives.
The Founding Fathers sacrificed to bring us this instance of American Exceptionalism.
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Are we going to gloss over that Pole Assassin may be the GOAT of stripper names?
I literally spit my coffee out. I need to get a new pair of khakis on. Thanks assh*le
Is that monkey wearing a headband?
So the dude leaves his family for a chick with an ample backside and a monkey that looks like it could be in Van Halen??
Respect.
Absolutely not. However, that specific sentence is not a stretch at all to be taken in a negative way.
Bless your heart, if it took you a while to see it that way. It probably means you are a good person or at the very least you are someone who has not seen a lot of discrimination before. Comparing black people to monkeys is disgusting, but unfortunately happens way too often. Anyhow, like I said, hope that’s not what the poster meant.
That monkey's been in enough strip clubs to know when someone comes in your area it's time to latch on to their face.