Texas Special teams coach - monkey attack

[FallOf81]

He also coaches the tight ends....

I think wide receivers. Did you see the size of her thighs?

 

[JP4CY]

 

[isu_oak]

He also coaches the tight ends....

Crucial context

Based on that fourth picture in the tweet, he's got some work to do.

 

[fcclone]

.....and this proves again that you can never trust a monkey.

My 2 yr old even knows this

Hmmmmm. Trying to imagine a situation where a two year old is trained to not trust a monkey.

 

[RoseClone]

A stripper has a nasty monkey....go figure.

 

[Acylum]

And you all want a Special Teams coach lol

This may be the best post in the history of CF.

 

[cyfanbr]

Someone who ditches his kids for a monkey deserves Texas and Texas deserves him.

Interesting way of putting it. Really hope you didn’t mean it in the way I think you did.

 

[FallOf81]

Begs the age old question... who came first...the stripper or the monkey?

 

[Peter]

Student section MUST prepare for this.

People yelling things about monkeys from the stands would not be a good look for ISU.

 

[farm85]

& now her Twitter page is gone......lol

 

[ISUCubswin]

Interesting way of putting it. Really hope you didn’t mean it in the way I think you did.

You just assume racism in everyone when the chick literally has a pet monkey? I’d almost argue your post is blatantly racist as that didn’t even cross my mind until it took 5 minutes to figure out what you meant.

 

[ISUCubswin]

Pole Assassin has deleted her twitter

 

[farm85]

Pole Assassin has deleted her twitter

She got the pet monkey off her back?

 

[cyclone1209]

And you all want a Special Teams coach lol

He should be fired just for dating this person. Wow.

 

[SwirlyBird]

Pole assassin

 

[Gerbs]

SEC gonna SEC

 

[IASTATE07]

He should be fired just for dating this person. Wow.

Interesting.

 

[Pat]

Pre-kickoff, pint, and field goal music. Switch in the Coal Chamber cover as needed.

 

[HFCS]

I hope nobody missed that the stripper girlfriend's name is "Pole Assassin".

 

[Gerbs]

I hope nobody missed that the stripper girlfriend's name is "Pole Assassin".

“Pole assassin” is trending on Twitter. No one is missing that gold nugget