Team Limericks

[CornFedIABoy]

To pass the time let's have a contest. Post you ISU Basketball Limericks. Most likes wins.

There once was a Canuck name Ejim
Who scored forty eight on a whim
Named Player of the Year
he collected his gear
But his jersey they hung in the gym.

 

[00clone]

I'm no limericker...but thought it worth mentioning that Georges is from Methuen, Mass, which is not that far from Nantucket.

 

[Cyclonin]

There was a player from Yonkers
who drove the opposition bonkers
He goes by Hogue
and could be considered Rogue
all while he continues to conquer

Thank you and good night!

 

[88clone]

There once was a team from Ames
Who won a whole lot of games
The Hawkeyes are better
Says my friend the bed-wetter
"The refs are bad" he exclaims

 

[Macadelic]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[88clone]

There once was a coach named Scott Drew
Who looks like a pointy-nosed shrew
What's going through his head
Is he'll get out-coached by Fred
And go to NIT number two

 

[megamanxzero35]

These have been great.

 

[88clone]

There once was a stud named Kane
Who's basketball game was insane
With Mel and Niang
And the rest of the gang
They'll send Baylor back home on the train

 

[88clone]

I met a typical girl from Baylor
Who invited me home to her trailer
She lived outside of Waco
Looked like Jose Canseco
I couldn't get drunk enough to nail 'er

 

[cyclonenation5]

I met a typical girl from Baylor
Who invited me home to her trailer
She lived outside of Waco
Looked like Jose Canseco
I couldn't get drunk enough to nail 'er

*drops mic*

 

[pourcyne]

A big bear from Baylor, it's said,
Couldn't get the game plan through his head
So Drew drew and drew
But he couldn't get through
'Cause Drew wasn't as smart as Fred.

 

[pourcyne]

The point guard whose last name is Morris
All season has done good work for us.
He dishes to Kane
Who then drives the lane
Whenever the defense is porous.

 

[pourcyne]

There once was a Cyclone named Long
Whose three-point shot rarely went wrong.
His greatest of joys
Was "killing" Cowboys
And others who thought they were strong.

 

[Cyclonin]

A team called Iowa State
ended up being very great
while doing it the wrong way
and no depth, they say
as the Hoks hope to imitate

 

[Bewilderme]

Oh those folks from Methuen
Must have known what was brewin'
When the YMCA captain cleared his throat
And cast out his first vote
He, instead of old Nerlens
Took the kid who was whirlin'

....ah hell, I got nothin'.

 

[SpokaneCY]

Baylor's coach is named Scotty
His recruiting techniques were thought naughty
While talent he had
The win rate was bad
The Cyclones still rammed it down there throats until they bled and the selection committee took great notice of the unique collection of talent, chemistry and outstanding coaching and gave the Clones a #1 seed where they cut down the nets at the end...

That last part I'm still working on...

 

[Cyclonin]

There was a beast named Edozie
who was often on the bench, nice and cozy
He came in as a sub
and helped pick up some dubs
all while being quite nosey

 

[MeanDean]

A team came from Ames called the 'Clones
Preseason media, they threw them no bones.
They play all year long
To a huge Hilton throng
And in KC did KU dethrone

 

[pourcyne]

A Cyclone who hails from Toronto
Can take up the lob and dunk pronto.
Melvin Ejim's his name,
And Hoiball's his game.
He'll make all the Bears look really tonto.

(tonto = stupid in Spanish)

 

[pourcyne]

Baylor's coach is named Scotty
His recruiting techniques were thought naughty
While talent he had
The win rate was bad
The Cyclones still rammed it down there throats until they bled and the selection committee took great notice of the unique collection of talent, chemistry and outstanding coaching and gave the Clones a #1 seed where they cut down the nets at the end...

That last part I'm still working on...

No, no, don't change a thing!!!