Team Limericks

[cyfanatic13]

Baylor's coach is named Scotty
His recruiting techniques were thought naughty
While talent he had
The win rate was bad
The Cyclones still rammed it down there throats until they bled and the selection committee took great notice of the unique collection of talent, chemistry and outstanding coaching and gave the Clones a #1 seed where they cut down the nets at the end...

That last part I'm still working on...

It's getting there, could make it a little smoother

 

[pourcyne]

Oh, all those folks from Methuen
Must have known just what was brewin'
Instead of old Nerlens
Took the kid who was whirlin'
'Cuz that kid knew what he was doin'.

....ah hell, I got nothin'.

Are you kidding? This is genius.

 

[pourcyne]

The Baylor Bears' coach is named Scotty
His recruiting techniques were thought naughty
While talent he had
The win rate was bad
And his record fell into the potty.

cool:

 

[hoopitup]

In Waco, you’ll find blood that is dried
Because all their chicks know how to ride

From the murder investigation
That shook the Baylor Bear Nation
Forget it, give me the Orange Pride!

 

[Die4Cy]

When Georges got knocked to the floor
His teammates declared all out war
The Beakers got thumped
And the Clone fans were pumped
Cause the championship comes with one more!

 

[pourcyne]

When Georges got knocked to the floor
His teammates declared all out war
The Beakers got thumped
And the Clone fans were pumped
Cause the championship comes with one more!

EXCELLENT!!!

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[Die4Cy]

There once was a coach named Scott Drew
Who never quite knew what to do
When the Cyclones got done
With their league tourney run
It truly did suck to BU.

 

[Rabbuk]

I'll stick to banging on the bongos and snapping my fingers. We got some poets on here.

 

[cyclonestunners]

There once was a team named I State
Who beat KSU and Kansas (late)
They took on the Bears
Who were caught unawares
Clones Big 12 champs? It's Fate!