Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[jcyclonee]

@jcyclonee was there?

I live across the river from Anoka and I'm at least a half-mile away the way the crow flies.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Does watching Ninja Warrior qualify as training for a 5K?

 

[CloneLawman]

So we are going to visit Carleton College this weekend.
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Holy crap! That free coffee I get during the preview session better be good.

These are my questions for the admissions counselor:
If my child doesn't participate in anything, can you waive that activity fee?
How much can a 16-year-old borrow against "future earnings"?
When do you receive the next shipment of gilded toilets?
I have to walk around campus for this tour? What, are you upgrading ALL of your jet packs?
Does Perrier really get you any cleaner when showering than city water?
That's supposed to be a period, not a comma, right?

No school anywhere is worth that.

 

[CloneLawman]

Just take some pride in your home.

I do.

 

[CloneLawman]

I live across the river from Anoka and I'm at least a half-mile away the way the crow flies.

Take pride in your general location, for God's sake, Man!

 

[jcyclonee]

Take pride in your general location, for God's sake, Man!

OK. OK. It is the Halloween Capitol of the World (self-proclaimed), home to a former Miss America back when being Miss America sorta meant something, and home to a stretch of highway known as the "redneck bottleneck".

 

[cycloneG]

I live across the river from Anoka and I'm at least a half-mile away the way the crow flies.

I'll be there this weekend. Probably just down the street from you.

 

[jcyclonee]

I'll be there this weekend. Probably just down the street from you.

Nice. When you drive past Willy McCoy's I'll be just to your left about a 1/2 mile. When you drive past the Fishing Tackle Outlet, @VeloClone will be just to your right about a 1/2 mile, I think.

 

[CloneLawman]

Nice. When you drive past Willy McCoy's I'll be just to your left about a 1/2 mile. When you drive past the Fishing Tackle Outlet, @VeloClone will be just to your right about a 1/2 mile, I think.

Don't put that out there. You're giving the Russians info on where to bomb the US to take out a couple of great minds.

 

[cycloneG]

Nice. When you drive past Willy McCoy's I'll be just to your left about a 1/2 mile. When you drive past the Fishing Tackle Outlet, @VeloClone will be just to your right about a 1/2 mile, I think.

I navigate by brewery. Are you closer to 10K or Alloy?

 

[jcyclonee]

I navigate by brewery. Are you closer to 10K or Alloy?

10K. We'd be at about the midpoint of 10K and Omni if that's your navigation method.

 

[jcyclonee]

Don't put that out there. You're giving the Russians info on where to bomb the US to take out a couple of great minds.

Most of us have reinforced bunkers in this area. They couldn't take us both out with one shot.

 

[CloneLawman]

Most of us have reinforced bunkers in this area. They couldn't take us both out with one shot.

Actually, I meant Velo and Han Solo, but I suppose this is still applicable.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Anyone else having trouble viewing tweets today? Three different posters, three different threads...

 

[wxman1]

10K. We'd be at about the midpoint of 10K and Omni if that's your navigation method.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Finally.

 

[BCClone]

I thought I was banned.

 

[BCClone]

Btw, Kansas for sure had the nicest hotel.

 

[3TrueFans]

I thought I was banned.

My first thought was welp, I guess I done ****** up.

 

[arobb]

Wow, a CF outage felt almost as bad as a power outage.