we did steak salad Tuesday, was pretty good. But my blue cheese had gone moldy (like how does it even do that, it's already moldy!) so I didn't get to put that on.
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we did steak salad Tuesday, was pretty good. But my blue cheese had gone moldy (like how does it even do that, it's already moldy!) so I didn't get to put that on.
don't eat cheese. You don't need to grease the pipe right now. Did that to DH one time when he was fighting something similar and the poops came a-raging back.
Also, don't get your wisdom teeth out right now. Don't let your deductible-conscious wife talk you into it. Your body is weak and you'll pass out and she'll age 25 years thinking you are dying and you'll age cause she'll be yelling in her "concerned voice" in your ear.
CG is enjoying rum, yes.
DH and I had an argument about thermodynamics yesterday. I told him he was being a ****. I'm pretty sure I was right cause he tried being nice later. So like, I asked him to get me more water when he was up. He got it from the faucet, not the fridge. So I was like oh, well now I need more ice cause faucet isn't as cold. He looks at my two pieces of ice that are like two thirds melted and says those will cool it down. I'm like DH, that's not enough ice. He says it is. Once that ice melts, the water will be the same temp as the ice. I look at him like he's sprouted horns. I go, if I throw ice in boiling water, when it melts that water isn't ice temp. It doesn't work like that. He's like no, but the faucet water was cold enough. I say it is not.
10 minutes later, I had gotten more ice and that was about melted and I'm like, this is not ice temp water. You took physics, why are you being weird about this? I was right, you are being weird and wrong. He's like "I don't really care" and "yes, I know how thermodynamics work" I'm like "you're being a ****" He then moved to the other couch, level 3 DH passive aggressiveness.
but later he was like "I forgot you normally get it from the fridge" and tried to kiss me goodnight so I'm like 95% he realized that he shut his brain off or something and I was right. Ice melting doesn't auto-make the water ice temp. That's crazy. It cools it, yes. But if it's not a lot of ice it doesn't cool it that far.
so I suppose we divorce now, no choice. Oh well, he's still cute. Guess I'll be the brains and the looks from here on out. Sigh, the burdens I carry.
Good advice, thank you. I made the mistake of googling my symptoms and being that I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, I'm slightly nervous it could be e coli rather than gastro. However my poo's are the watery kind and not blood filled, so I think I'm okay
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got a lot of experience with calf ****. No blood, you're good. Blood + light green color, you probably dead. Just get lots of electrolytes into yourself.
White means you got the cocci, tan water means the rotavirus. Forget what crypto color was. Salmonella was a nasty one too.
also, it's cancer.
They've been yelowish, so I think I'm okay. The only thing I could think of is that I stuck my hand in a lake and didn't wash it before eating, so I'm guessing that was the culprit. Not smart on my end
you probably have necrotizing fasciitis now. Is your skin turning to jello in any noticeable fashion? If not, it's the brain eating amoeba. Are your ears leaking fluid at a faster rate than your butt?
or, it's the cholera. You failed to ford the stream.
but for realzies, if you're still pooping and your eyeballs get tacky, go see a doctor.
Does Google have Rum Brooklyn translator?
What I learned from CF today: people have an irrational fear of boobs. Next time I'm mugged, I'm gonna whip one out and claim I'm lactating, scare that trash away.
What I learned from CF today: people have an irrational fear of boobs. Next time I'm mugged, I'm gonna whip one out and claim I'm lactating, scare that trash away.
update to thermo argument, I brought it up again cause I like to pick at things and DH is like, you can be right on this one thing one time. I said I'm right way more than this one time.
Then I tackled him like a cockleburr.
He won though and got away :\
Then I tackled him like a cockleburr.
He won though and got away :\
Sounds like first rule of thermodynamics, conservation of energy for arguing, by DH.
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