Random Thoughts X (The 9th Regeneration)

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So pull into a parking spot and some lady quickly pulls in next to me. No problem. I have my hands full opening the door and the wind grabs it slamming into her car. It marked it up good but nothing some touch up paint can't fix. Based off her reaction you would have thought I ran over her dog. "Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh what were you doing?". Wow. I gave her my name and phone number and told her to let me know how much I owe her for touch up paint.
 
So pull into a parking spot and some lady quickly pulls in next to me. No problem. I have my hands full opening the door and the wind grabs it slamming into her car. It marked it up good but nothing some touch up paint can't fix. Based off her reaction you would have thought I ran over her dog. "Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh what were you doing?". Wow. I gave her my name and phone number and told her to let me know how much I owe her for touch up paint.
Prepare yourself for a $5000 bill from her body shop...
 
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Have we heard from Pants since the end of Tax Season? I'm worried the IRS may have nabbed him and have him holed up in some undisclosed location.

He might have gotten feed up with all of the redirects on mobile and given up. I usually don't assess from mobile but checked in here from doctor waiting room last week. Ack. After my 4th redirect I just quit.
 
Guy we did work for today bought us Subway for lunch. First time in over a year I've eaten something from there. I feel okay as of right now.
Stormy eatin' his lunch.
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****! ****! ****! ****!

Was doing laundry and water backed up into basement laundry room.. Further check via front wall cleanout is it's the mainline out to the street. ****. Waiting for plumber rescue dudes which means I am stuck here waiting for the next 4-5 hours. ****. This has happened maybe four times in 30 years so I guess I was due but going to miss happy hour. ****.
 
****! ****! ****! ****!

Was doing laundry and water backed up into basement laundry room.. Further check via front wall cleanout is it's the mainline out to the street. ****. Waiting for plumber rescue dudes which means I am stuck here waiting for the next 4-5 hours. ****. This has happened maybe four times in 30 years so I guess I was due but going to miss happy hour. ****.
Should I bring a 12 pack and cribbage board over?


EDIT: seriously, that sucks
 
Want to check an account to I ask how to access it. Am given a name that would be something you hear a porn star use. Not sure I want to proceed or if this is a Joke
 
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