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00clone said:
Further proof that children are just little drunk adults....laying in bed watching a show about black holes, mrs00 out like a light, and I see little00 in the hallway (from my bed spot, I have a straight shot view into his room). Start to get up, 'cause usually he'll come into our room and say what he needs, but I head that way, and he goes into the bathroom.

Tell Mrs.00 that he just got up and went into the bathroom, she's all "cool", since it's better than coming into our room to announce that he needs to go pee, and then we tell him to go, then.

Go to check on him, and he got half of the going to the bathroom routine done, and half of the washing hands afterwards done...he has his pants down and he's going pee....standing on the stepstool in front of the sink, whizzing down the front of the cabinet.

Then he woke up more, got confused and went into a crying jag, Mrs00 helped him get some new undies on and calmed him while I cleaned up the mess.
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One night when I was about 5 or 6, I had to pee and our bathroom was downstairs and my room was upstairs. Next to the bathroom was a small walk-in closet. I was sleepwalking and I apparently walked into the closet and slammed the door shut.

My mom says she woke up and yelled my name. Their bedroom door was right next to the closet, perpendicular to it, so they could see down the hall. So she had seen me walk into the closet. I then must have realized where I was, but was still asleep. I then walked into their room and flipped on the light. Mom yelled at me again and I woke up, thankfully before I started peeing.
 
stormchaser2014 said:
One night when I was about 5 or 6, I had to pee and our bathroom was downstairs and my room was upstairs. Next to the bathroom was a small walk-in closet. I was sleepwalking and I apparently walked into the closet and slammed the door shut.

My mom says she woke up and yelled my name. Their bedroom door was right next to the closet, perpendicular to it, so they could see down the hall. So she had seen me walk into the closet. I then must have realized where I was, but was still asleep. I then walked into their room and flipped on the light. Mom yelled at me again and I woke up, thankfully before I started peeing.
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My dad and his parents moved a lot. (My grandpa flipped houses before it was cool) One night recently after moving, my 12 yo dad got up to go to the bathroom, but wandered into my grandparents' room and opened the closet to do his business. My grandpa wakes up...

"What are you doing?"
"Going to the bathroom."
"Not in my shoes you're not."

(Luckily, grandpa did catch him before any damage was done)
 
[video]https://www.facebook.com/RantPets/videos/601913893280284/[/video]

Hope this works...

Well, it apparently doesn't show a preview like Youtube vids, but I think Boxster, Pants & Nickles will like it. :)
 
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Things you learn from CF. I am used to old man friends complaining about waking up and having to pee. Seems like a lot of little boys with premature enlarged prostates.

BTW, I do not remember getting up to pee last night but all of these stories make me think I should be checking the closet floor.
 
BoxsterCy said:
Things you learn from CF. I am used to old man friends complaining about waking up and having to pee. Seems like a lot of little boys with premature enlarged prostates.

BTW, I do not remember getting up to pee last night but all of these stories make me think I should be checking the closet floor.
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Watch your step when you walk into the bathroom.
 
Just catching up. I missed bees, a piercing, not knowing who ndubs was (c'mon, really) and peeing all over stuff. The random is slacking a bit.

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My wardrobe has gotten to the point to where I'll wear a new shirt and have about 15 people say something like "Hey, did you get a new shirt?"

I think I've become predictable.
 
As part of our ongoing RT wedding rants and associated issues, from my city of Golden Valley:

Which is worse?

1. Getting billed $75 for the wedding meal from a bride after you couldn't make the wedding

or

2. Getting the bill and than being a total media ***** and going to the press with it?

Kinda guessing they are not friends anymore. I think they should remain friends since they both appear to be horrible petty people with much in common.

http://www.kare11.com/story/life/20...ill-after-not-showing-up-to-wedding/73066502/

:skeptical:
 
BoxsterCy said:
As part of our ongoing RT wedding rants and associated issues, from my city of Golden Valley:

Which is worse?

1. Getting billed $75 for the wedding meal from a bride after you couldn't make the wedding

or

2. Getting the bill and than being a total media ***** and going to the press with it?

Kinda guessing they are not friends anymore. I think they should remain friends since they both appear to be horrible petty people with much in common.

http://www.kare11.com/story/life/20...ill-after-not-showing-up-to-wedding/73066502/

:skeptical:
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#1 is definitely worse since it ultimately prompted #2. Both sides were petty, but I'm not horribly opposed to some douchecanoe getting outed for something like that.

Chances are, there was also a gift involved. She should return the gift, and send the receipt to the bride showing what else she missed out on.
 
Man, a lot of people seem extremely confident that we'll destroy KU this weekend. Am I missing something? Didn't they embarrass us last year and have the same record we do over the past couple of years?
 
GTO said:
Man, a lot of people seem extremely confident that we'll destroy KU this weekend. Am I missing something? Didn't they embarrass us last year and have the same record we do over the past couple of years?
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I'm hoping they're right, but there is no part of me that expects a win out of this football team this year. It's a recipe for disappointment.

Although, living here in KC and talking to a lot of their fans, they say they are as bad as advertised this year.
 
BoxsterCy said:
As part of our ongoing RT wedding rants and associated issues, from my city of Golden Valley:

Which is worse?

1. Getting billed $75 for the wedding meal from a bride after you couldn't make the wedding

or

2. Getting the bill and than being a total media ***** and going to the press with it?

Kinda guessing they are not friends anymore. I think they should remain friends since they both appear to be horrible petty people with much in common.

http://www.kare11.com/story/life/20...ill-after-not-showing-up-to-wedding/73066502/

:skeptical:
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Heh...microcosm of how effed up a lot of us are...To me, if you get miffed about people RSVPing and not showing up, resulting in sending them a bill, you couldn't afford the wedding you bought, you did it as an ego thing. Similarly, if you have a problem with a person, bring it up with them, not with your facebook friends and the local TV station when they want to pick it up.
 
BoxsterCy said:
As part of our ongoing RT wedding rants and associated issues, from my city of Golden Valley:

Which is worse?

1. Getting billed $75 for the wedding meal from a bride after you couldn't make the wedding

or

2. Getting the bill and than being a total media ***** and going to the press with it?

Kinda guessing they are not friends anymore. I think they should remain friends since they both appear to be horrible petty people with much in common.

http://www.kare11.com/story/life/20...ill-after-not-showing-up-to-wedding/73066502/

:skeptical:
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#1 is worse. You don't invite someone to your wedding and then make them pay for the meal. #2 is out of line, putting that in the press, but sometimes a femdouche needs to be called out for her femdoucherry.
 
GTO said:
Man, a lot of people seem extremely confident that we'll destroy KU this weekend. Am I missing something? Didn't they embarrass us last year and have the same record we do over the past couple of years?
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Well, last time Kansas played here was the last time be beat anyone soundly and the last time we shut anyone out. it was 31-0. I am pretty pessimistic about the team and the program but am kinda on board with the idea we will soundly beat them.
 
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