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dirtyninety said:
Nose ring.....not the stud, but a bar-bell type through my columella. Should I get one? I like the look.
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Did you just watch this movie?
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Rabbuk said:
I'm friends with a nigerian prince, he wants your in-laws numbers so he can give them half the money locked away in his U.S. bank account. All he needs is $5000 dollars to cover the wiring fees.
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it'd probably work
 
Rabbuk said:
I'm friends with a nigerian prince, he wants your in-laws numbers so he can give them half the money locked away in his U.S. bank account. All he needs is $5000 dollars to cover the wiring fees.
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This sounds like the plot for Coming to America 2.
 
cowgirl836 said:
his mom was on the phone doing something else and his dad got a thing telling him to call a number for microsoft protection and HE DID. AND THEN HE ALLOWED THEM TO REMOTE INTO THE COMPUTER. They had to leave shortly after though, so he couldn't let them finish whatever they were doing and charge for the $400 three year protection plan.

I wish I were making this up. So DH is like here are all the direct links to malware destroying things. Cripes, their computer is probably full of keyloggers and ****.
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I'm so so so glad that a) I think my mom would be smarter than this, and b) my dad has 25+ years in IT under his belt to know better.

I would be afraid to even touch their computer, thinking I would catch something.
 
Further proof that children are just little drunk adults....laying in bed watching a show about black holes, mrs00 out like a light, and I see little00 in the hallway (from my bed spot, I have a straight shot view into his room). Start to get up, 'cause usually he'll come into our room and say what he needs, but I head that way, and he goes into the bathroom.

Tell Mrs.00 that he just got up and went into the bathroom, she's all "cool", since it's better than coming into our room to announce that he needs to go pee, and then we tell him to go, then.

Go to check on him, and he got half of the going to the bathroom routine done, and half of the washing hands afterwards done...he has his pants down and he's going pee....standing on the stepstool in front of the sink, whizzing down the front of the cabinet.

Then he woke up more, got confused and went into a crying jag, Mrs00 helped him get some new undies on and calmed him while I cleaned up the mess.
 
00clone said:
Further proof that children are just little drunk adults....laying in bed watching a show about black holes, mrs00 out like a light, and I see little00 in the hallway (from my bed spot, I have a straight shot view into his room). Start to get up, 'cause usually he'll come into our room and say what he needs, but I head that way, and he goes into the bathroom.

Tell Mrs.00 that he just got up and went into the bathroom, she's all "cool", since it's better than coming into our room to announce that he needs to go pee, and then we tell him to go, then.

Go to check on him, and he got half of the going to the bathroom routine done, and half of the washing hands afterwards done...he has his pants down and he's going pee....standing on the stepstool in front of the sink, whizzing down the front of the cabinet.

Then he woke up more, got confused and went into a crying jag, Mrs00 helped him get some new undies on and calmed him while I cleaned up the mess.
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Who knew you were raising a mini bdk
 
00clone said:
Further proof that children are just little drunk adults....laying in bed watching a show about black holes, mrs00 out like a light, and I see little00 in the hallway (from my bed spot, I have a straight shot view into his room). Start to get up, 'cause usually he'll come into our room and say what he needs, but I head that way, and he goes into the bathroom.

Tell Mrs.00 that he just got up and went into the bathroom, she's all "cool", since it's better than coming into our room to announce that he needs to go pee, and then we tell him to go, then.

Go to check on him, and he got half of the going to the bathroom routine done, and half of the washing hands afterwards done...he has his pants down and he's going pee....standing on the stepstool in front of the sink, whizzing down the front of the cabinet.

Then he woke up more, got confused and went into a crying jag, Mrs00 helped him get some new undies on and calmed him while I cleaned up the mess.
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Floor level urinal. Just sayin'.

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00clone said:
Further proof that children are just little drunk adults....laying in bed watching a show about black holes, mrs00 out like a light, and I see little00 in the hallway (from my bed spot, I have a straight shot view into his room). Start to get up, 'cause usually he'll come into our room and say what he needs, but I head that way, and he goes into the bathroom.

Tell Mrs.00 that he just got up and went into the bathroom, she's all "cool", since it's better than coming into our room to announce that he needs to go pee, and then we tell him to go, then.

Go to check on him, and he got half of the going to the bathroom routine done, and half of the washing hands afterwards done...he has his pants down and he's going pee....standing on the stepstool in front of the sink, whizzing down the front of the cabinet.

Then he woke up more, got confused and went into a crying jag, Mrs00 helped him get some new undies on and calmed him while I cleaned up the mess.
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If I had a dollar for every time I've done that.
 
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