Random Thoughts 17: Here we go again.

[Ms3r4ISU]

A stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away

Goodness, don't encourage @BCClone

 

[BCClone]

Goodness, don't encourage @BCClone

Naw, I’m lactose intolerant

 

[JM4CY]

Naw, I’m lactose intolerant

You poor, poor bastard.

 

[BCClone]

You poor, poor bastard.

I’m poor every way imaginable. If it was not for my stunning good looks I’d have nothing.

 

[VeloClone]

I think he means the illinois and not Iowa. Illinois's one is a large poop hole.

The only connection I have to the large one, is there is a pharmacist there that was wanting to beat me up since she thought I said something that I didn't at her friends wedding dance. She was attractive but crazy as hell. When she confronted me at a bar later that night, I told her what I said and she calmed down and was fine. Then she would act like we were buddies every time that we would see each other after that. i just chalked her up as pure crazy from that and other observations and avoided her.

Where does she fall here?

 

[VeloClone]

There's no difference between guerilla and gorilla. Just like there's no difference between an ape and a monkey.

I remember when I was pretty little we had a coloring book that was GI Joe themed or something like that. The text on one page mentioned the guerillas. I was confused because I couldn't find any apes of any kind anywhere in that coloring book. I could read at a pretty young age but that word was outside my experience.

 

[VeloClone]

Jonas Miller, he's a nightcrawler. We all started out in the same lab and Jonas went out and got himself some corporate sponsors. He's in it for the money not the science. He's got a lot of high tech gadgets, but he's got no instinct. And he doesn't have Dorothy.

It has always bothered me that that script tries to paint getting funding for your research as some kind of bad thing. It isn't like you can do much legitimate research without funding.

 

[VeloClone]

Elaborate?

"Expand"

 

[NWICY]

It has always bothered me that that script tries to paint getting funding for your research as some kind of bad thing. It isn't like you can do much legitimate research without funding.

I think you are the only person I know that has ever thought about the script in Twister

 

[BCClone]

Where does she fall here?

Barny's left ear. Full set of crazy, decently good looking. As of roughly 1996/1997.

She is/was (unsure of current) semi-friends with my wife. Another one of that group of friends who was (make a horizontal line from barny's ear to where the woman in the fur jackets left arm is, we are talking off the chart crazy) a little before this timeframe walked in with her well to do boyfriend came over to me and kissed me in front of her bf. She is from what is considered to be one of the wealthy families in town. He didn't appear to have an issue with it, but I found it awkward and moved to a different part of the bar. If you didn't know that town is batsheet crazy and there are a lot of cousins married so the bf probably figured she was just saying hello to another cousin.

 

[VeloClone]

A stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away

I worked for years with a guy from Florida. He told me about his uncle who was a raging drunk. He said his uncle used to eat a whole stick of butter - not on anything, just munch it down - before going on a bender. Apparently he thought it coated his stomach and kept him from getting sick on all the alcohol he was about to consume.

 

[VeloClone]

I think you are the only person I know that has ever thought about the script in Twister

Mrs. Velo gives me crap everytime that movie comes on because I told her years ago that I worked a day or two on the set.

 

[BCClone]

Mrs. Velo gives me crap everytime that movie comes on because I told her years ago that I worked a day or two on the set.

I know there are things I tell the kids everytime. Now when we get close to a couple things, they tell me that they already know. I then proceed to tell them that I'm telling them the story again whether they like it or not because I enjoy the story.

 

[VeloClone]

I know there are things I tell the kids everytime. Now when we get close to a couple things, they tell me that they already know. I then proceed to tell them that I'm telling them the story again whether they like it or not because I enjoy the story.

It is your responsibility as a dad.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

We do too. We get a four pack of butter boxes from Costco and freeze until we are ready for it.

GR8 lives in Nebbie and I live in MN. We may be bringing down our local health rankings but don't go blaming us for Iowa's problems.

He's in Nebbie but you're not in Minnie?? Seems like a double standard or something...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

A stick of butter a day keeps the doctor away

But doesn't stop the coroner...

 

[jcyclonee]

He's in Nebbie but you're not in Minnie?? Seems like a double standard or something...

I guess that was a bit inconsistent by me.

 

[JM4CY]

I know there are things I tell the kids everytime. Now when we get close to a couple things, they tell me that they already know. I then proceed to tell them that I'm telling them the story again whether they like it or not because I enjoy the story.

I have an in-law that does that. I would punch you straight in the face.

 

[jcyclonee]

I’m poor every way imaginable. If it was not for my stunning good looks I’d have nothing.

 

[BCClone]

He's in Nebbie but you're not in Minnie?? Seems like a double standard or something...

No, because Mickey would be ticked.